algoholic 

Someone who watches search engine algorithms closely for the purpose of making appropriate changes to websites with the intent of getting higher results.

If you check Google datacenters regularly you're probably an algoholic.

algoholic by Garrett French April 30, 2004

Algoholic

Algoholic /ˌæl.ɡəˈhɒl.ɪk/ (noun)

Definition: A person who has a compulsive need to consume algorithmically curated content, specifically short-form videos like TikToks, Reels, or Shorts.

Usage: "I was going to bed at 10 PM, but I turned into a total algoholic and scrolled until 2 AM."

Usage as an Insult:
"Don't even bother talking to him; he’s such an algoholic he hasn't looked up from that screen in three hours."

"She used to have hobbies, now she’s just another algoholic chasing a dopamine hit from 7-second recipe videos..... she'll never actually cook them."

Algoholic by anonymous March 17, 2026

Founders of Alcoholics Anonymous

Bill. W. (Wilson) & Dr. Bob (Smith) founded AA in 1935 in Akron, Ohio. In 2001, there were an estimated Over 2 Million members in 108,000 groups meeting in approximately 150 countries around the World! AA has helped So Very Many people & if you're having a layover at an airport or bus station, you can have them page "Friends of Bill W." so you'll have another recovering alcoholic to talk with! Sane for NA, which sprang from AA, just page "Friends of Jimmy K.". Most people there won't know what you're talking about.

Thank the Creator for the Founders of Alcoholics Anonymous, Bill W. & Dr. Bob!

Founders of Alcoholics Anonymous by Starchylde June 7, 2016

altoholic 

When used in reference to MMORPG's (Massive Multi-Player Online Role Playing Games), such as World of Warcraft or Everquest, refers to a person who creates many different characters, rather than just one or two. May also be used to refer to a player who creates characters on many different servers of the same game, where the experiences they see will often be different from each other.

Use of the word is intended to be comical in nature, a play on the word "alcoholic" and will often garner laughter from others if used correctly.

Often only used online, and usually only on chat forums.

"I have over twenty characters spread out over five servers! I'm such an altoholic!"

altoholic by Anonymouswowguys August 19, 2006

assoholic bitch

someone who hates the thing you devote yourself to.

Alex is such an assoholic bitch for not liking sonic!

assoholic bitch by FuckingHateIMVUads April 19, 2016

alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

alcoholic savant by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009

Alcoholic Arnie 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 Iced Tea and 1/2 Miller High Life. Add lemon, if desired.

Inspired by the popular Arnold Palmer drinks, hence the name.

Bro #1: "Drinkin' Arnold Palmer's all day is great, but by the end I'm craving something to get me AFU..."

Bro #2: "Dude, you've got beer and we can make iced tea - pour that shit together in one of those orange Gatorade jugs!"

Both bros, together: "Alcoholic Arnie's!"

bro hug

Alcoholic Arnie by Jazzual July 29, 2011