alfordo 

The best dad you could ever ask for! he is very good at math and he is someone you always want to be around. He can fart a lot and be annoying at some points but overall he is one heck of a guy! Alfordo's are usually tall, strong, fit, and energetic.

"Oh yeah that guy, he's such an alfordo!"
"Hey alfordo! Hows it going?"

alfordo by peetski July 14, 2023

alford lake camp 

a summer camp where blueberry blues are worn, songs are sung, and girls have fun. if you don't attend, you are missing out on the best 4th of july ever, some great sailing, and a ton of awesome people. this fun can be experienced in the kingsized full session or the fun-sized half session.

Camper: I leave for Alford Lake Camp tomorrow.
Friend: Oohhh I'm so jealous of all the fun you're going to have riding, swimming, sailing, and stuff.
Camper: Yeaaaaa, I know.

alford lake camp by hannah613 April 25, 2010

Maria Alford

Maria is absolutely perfect in all ways, they're beautiful, funny and loud but we all love their goofiness.

We all appreciate them so much.
On a scale of 1 - 10 they'd be an 11.
Maria is so kind, amazing and an all over amazing human being.

We all love them.

Bella: Maria Alford is perfect, I love them so much.
Brooklyn: Maria Alford Is so kind, sweet, and generous.

Maria Alford by BellaForTheWin April 9, 2021

Pulling an Alford 

Skipping or dropping out of school in order to work at McDonald's.

"Where's Tamokai?"
"Oh, he's pulling an Alford"

Pulling an Alford by Vasso63 May 28, 2016

Alford 

Alford (pronounced aff-fud) is a term used by the overly-private to describe their intentions to commit borderline sex crimes anonymously with like-minded consenting individuals.

"I'm going to Alford for the night"

Would perhaps mean:

I'm going to meet a lady who wants to wrap me in cling film and make love to me in front of her dog.

Alford by Gary Barry October 31, 2011

Alford 

1. Common English surname.
2. Place - England, Scotland, South Australia, Canada.
3. Alford plea where a defendant maintains innocence but admits there is sufficient evidence to find them guilty beyond reasonable doubt.

I come from Alford.
My name is Alford.
She used the Alford plea.

Alford by AussieChum February 5, 2010

Going to Alford 

A euphemism used in a similar fashion as "Going to see a man about a dog".

'Going to Alford' is usually a polite way of explaining an intention to attend a clandestine sexual meeting with anonymous consenting individuals.

Where's Kyle?

He's 'Going to Alford' for the night.

Filthy bugger.

Going to Alford by Gary Barry November 13, 2011