Mr.alford Share definition Flag A little fucking bitch if a man who thinks hes better then everyone cuz he knows when the fucking pearl harbor happened Man 1: yo look its Mr.Alford Woman 1: ugh I'm so fucking tired of that shrivled dick bitch Mr.alford by I hate mr.alford October 1, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Mr.alford mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch