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Alfanzo… were to start? They have a lot going on physically and mentally. They just want someone to understand them and find someone who they can look up to, they can be a lot of things and seem cruel but deep down.. they have the most sweetest hearts - its just been treated wrong and it’s very hard for them to open up. Check up on alfanzo before it’s to late…
Person 1: hey look! It’s alfanzo, are they alright?
Person 2: yea he’s fine let’s hang out with them!
alfanzo by Destroygreed November 20, 2023
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Alfonzo (aka Tuks) 

The person i love the most. Alfonzo is the sweetest and a cutest person you will meet. He have this very dark hair, a fluffy cheeks. Dark brown eyes. Hes very caringHes soft and sensitive but will do anything to protect his family and friends. Hes smart and good at observing. Quite yet dangerous. He has a great personality, he also shy for the most part. Hes a great friend and a great partner
you sound like you need a "alfonzo (aka tuks) on your life
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a group of people, often a family, who are italian gangstas
those alfanos, damnn, they could bust a cap in yo ass.
alfano by j-izz-ax August 20, 2006
Alfonzo is sometimes dumb but very funny. He is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. Not a lot of people like him but the people that do are sometimes afraid of telling him in fear he will tell his other friends. You should not use him or lose him and do not lie to him. He knows when someone is lying and can sense a liar. He is very protective of his friends and girlfriend/boyfriend. If you lien him you should date him and don’t be shy.
Ryan: yo, wassup zo

Alfonzo: wassup *makes a funny joke*

Everyone around: *starts laughing hysterically*
Alfonzo by User4568912 October 30, 2019
A good person at heart; knows how to make you smile. you miss him when he is gone and you love him when he is there; a great father figure and a soon to be grandfather
I wish I'd married Alanzo!
Alanzo by Thebiztwist April 4, 2010
A noun used to describe an average Hispanic male. So basically a Hispanic “NPC”. It’s 2023’s version of calling someone an “Edgar”. Their often seen rocking the Alfonzo bowl cut, true religion jeans, and white Air Force ones. Alfonzo’s are the light-skins of Hispanic people. In every picture their seen sucking in their cheeks to emphasize their jawline. Nobody likes Alfonso’s, they also have L rizz.
*Walks into a Miami nightclub*: Damn bro, there’s so many Alfonso’s in here. They tryna rizz up all the treeshes.

*Sees a Hispanic light-skin tryna rizz up*: Hahahahah yoo bro look at that Alfonzo ass nigga *crying emoji*.
Alfonzo by For the community 1738 January 25, 2023

alfonzoism

to worship carlton banks from the fresh prince of bel-air;It's not unusual to be Carlton in any way
That short black guy is the head of the church of alfonzoism
alfonzoism by urdu August 22, 2007