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A balding, middle aged male with a protruding belly. He often engages in outdoorsy type activities like fishing and hunting. One way to determine if the person is an actual Alekson is to check his chest for Dog Tits.
That Alekson over there with the Dog Tits just caught a large fish.
Alekson by Fish Head ST8CU July 3, 2017
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Kick ass scottish folk metal/pirate metal band, formed in 2004 with the name Battleheart, then changed the name to Alestorm when they got signed by Napalm Records in 2007.
One of the most original bands in years, their music has a pirate theme.
Their most popular songs are "Wenches and Mead (aka hoes and wine)" ; "Captain Morgan´s Revenge" ; "Heavy Metal Pirates" ; "Kheelhauled" and "Wolves Of The Sea".
"At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits"

- Captain Morgan´s Revenge by Alestorm
Alestorm by TruG0d May 18, 2010
True Fucking Scottish Pirate Metal
Alestorm are pure dos
Alestorm by Demetrietheshitsweeper February 18, 2008
Alekos is Alekos. He is cute, not short, but not tall, and one of the most funniest people you will ever meet. Alekos is an amazing person, friend, and so much more. Don’t lose your alekos, because if you, and when you do you’ll 100% regret it.
“Who is that”

Oh that’s Alekos you have to meet him
“Ok!”
Alekos by Tocoolforyou✌️ December 8, 2018

aleksondra 

The most intelligent and stunning girl you will ever find. A girl that is loyal yet funny, and will gladly talk to you when you are sad. She gives the best compliments, has a super cool and excepting family, and without a doubt steal your heart. Aleksondra is smart and can relate to multiple things, (same baby boo) , and she knows a guy named Justin that is cracked at Fortnite.
Did you know that Aleksondra has a million dolla puthay?
aleksondra by myfriendjustin January 4, 2021
an aleska is a very intelligent person.so put family and friends first(always).she has brown hair and brown eyes. loves dogs and being a wierdo. and is a really good friend.she is also super pretty
aleska your a really good friend
aleska by weirdo1902 June 24, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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