A balding, middle aged male with a protruding belly. He often engages in outdoorsy type activities like fishing and hunting. One way to determine if the person is an actual Alekson is to check his chest for Dog Tits.
That Alekson over there with the Dog Tits just caught a large fish.
Kick ass scottish folk metal/pirate metal band, formed in 2004 with the name Battleheart, then changed the name to Alestorm when they got signed by Napalm Records in 2007.
One of the most original bands in years, their music has a pirate theme.
Their most popular songs are "Wenches and Mead (aka hoes and wine)" ; "Captain Morgan´s Revenge" ; "Heavy Metal Pirates" ; "Kheelhauled" and "Wolves Of The Sea".
"At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits"
Alekos is Alekos. He is cute, not short, but not tall, and one of the most funniest people you will ever meet. Alekos is an amazing person, friend, and so much more. Don’t lose your alekos, because if you, and when you do you’ll 100% regret it.
The most intelligent and stunning girl you will ever find. A girl that is loyal yet funny, and will gladly talk to you when you are sad. She gives the best compliments, has a super cool and excepting family, and without a doubt steal your heart. Aleksondra is smart and can relate to multiple things, (same baby boo) , and she knows a guy named Justin that is cracked at Fortnite.
an aleska is a very intelligent person.so put family and friends first(always).she has brown hair and brown eyes. loves dogs and being a wierdo. and is a really good friend.she is also super pretty
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.