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the best person, most beautiful, funniest, very sensitive, loving and perfect boy i ever met. Amazing personality and amazing person.
Alesko is best in the relationship and in the bed too <3
alesko by emmusa November 22, 2021
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A balding, middle aged male with a protruding belly. He often engages in outdoorsy type activities like fishing and hunting. One way to determine if the person is an actual Alekson is to check his chest for Dog Tits.
That Alekson over there with the Dog Tits just caught a large fish.
Alekson by Fish Head ST8CU July 3, 2017
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Kick ass scottish folk metal/pirate metal band, formed in 2004 with the name Battleheart, then changed the name to Alestorm when they got signed by Napalm Records in 2007.
One of the most original bands in years, their music has a pirate theme.
Their most popular songs are "Wenches and Mead (aka hoes and wine)" ; "Captain Morgan´s Revenge" ; "Heavy Metal Pirates" ; "Kheelhauled" and "Wolves Of The Sea".
"At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits"

- Captain Morgan´s Revenge by Alestorm
Alestorm by TruG0d May 18, 2010
True Fucking Scottish Pirate Metal
Alestorm are pure dos
Alestorm by Demetrietheshitsweeper February 18, 2008
Alekos is Alekos. He is cute, not short, but not tall, and one of the most funniest people you will ever meet. Alekos is an amazing person, friend, and so much more. Don’t lose your alekos, because if you, and when you do you’ll 100% regret it.
“Who is that

Oh that’s Alekos you have to meet him
Ok!”
Alekos by Tocoolforyou✌️ December 8, 2018

aleksondra 

The most intelligent and stunning girl you will ever find. A girl that is loyal yet funny, and will gladly talk to you when you are sad. She gives the best compliments, has a super cool and excepting family, and without a doubt steal your heart. Aleksondra is smart and can relate to multiple things, (same baby boo) , and she knows a guy named Justin that is cracked at Fortnite.
Did you know that Aleksondra has a million dolla puthay?
aleksondra by myfriendjustin January 4, 2021
an aleska is a very intelligent person.so put family and friends first(always).she has brown hair and brown eyes. loves dogs and being a wierdo. and is a really good friend.she is also super pretty
aleska your a really good friend
aleska by weirdo1902 June 24, 2017
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