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alesio

Usually the best dressed guy in the room, his taste for clothing is unmatched. Some of his favorite brands and designers are supreme, Pyrex, Bathing Ape and FOG. As you can see he is a complete hype beast loser. He also works out everyday but cant seem to get rid of his puny biceps, he also likes skipping leg day. His favorite hobbies include hanging with the boys, getting turnt, and piping bitches, aka Trisha.
Alesio: "Ciao bella, come stai"
Thot: "Oh Alesio you have such a way with words"
by GamerAffiliate September 7, 2017
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Alesio

A guy who is extremely envious.
He will hate you for having things he can’t have.
He will do anything to bring you down.
Fakes being your friend only to benefit from you.
He is alesio ( He is envious)
by Alesio June 15, 2019
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Alessio Scalzotto

An actor and musician that everyone loves and you're crazy if you dont like him. He is so pure and cute and he deserves the world. He recently stared in Rim of The World
Alessio scalzotto puts his cereal in and than his milk
by Zotto_australia June 3, 2019
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Pulling an alessio

when someone pulls an alessio that means they make plans with someone, but flake out last minute.
Person one, "hey you ready to go on this camping trip?"
Person two, "nah man I don't want to go, in staying home."
Person one " aw come on man, you're pulling an alessio on me. I've been planning this for a week!"
by Kevvybot January 20, 2017
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Alestorm

Kick ass scottish folk metal/pirate metal band, formed in 2004 with the name Battleheart, then changed the name to Alestorm when they got signed by Napalm Records in 2007.
One of the most original bands in years, their music has a pirate theme.
Their most popular songs are "Wenches and Mead (aka hoes and wine)" ; "Captain Morgan´s Revenge" ; "Heavy Metal Pirates" ; "Kheelhauled" and "Wolves Of The Sea".
"At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits"

- Captain Morgan´s Revenge by Alestorm
by TruG0d May 18, 2010
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Alestorm

Alestorm are pure dos
by Demetrietheshitsweeper February 18, 2008
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Alerion

A morbid act of ending a relationship
James got tired of his stalker so he committed an alerion.
by Alex Asking July 3, 2010
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