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Usually the best dressed guy in the room, his taste for clothing is unmatched. Some of his favorite brands and designers are supreme, Pyrex, Bathing Ape and FOG. As you can see he is a complete hype beast loser. He also works out everyday but cant seem to get rid of his puny biceps, he also likes skipping leg day. His favorite hobbies include hanging with the boys, getting turnt, and piping bitches, aka Trisha.
Alesio: "Ciao bella, come stai"
Thot: "Oh Alesio you have such a way with words"
alesio by GamerAffiliate September 7, 2017
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A guy who is extremely envious.
He will hate you for having things he can’t have.
He will do anything to bring you down.
Fakes being your friend only to benefit from you.
He is alesio ( He is envious)
Alesio by Alesio June 15, 2019
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Alessio Scalzotto 

An actor and musician that everyone loves and you're crazy if you dont like him. He is so pure and cute and he deserves the world. He recently stared in Rim of The World
Alessio scalzotto puts his cereal in and than his milk

Pulling an alessio 

when someone pulls an alessio that means they make plans with someone, but flake out last minute.
Person one, "hey you ready to go on this camping trip?"
Person two, "nah man I don't want to go, in staying home."
Person one " aw come on man, you're pulling an alessio on me. I've been planning this for a week!"
Pulling an alessio by Kevvybot January 20, 2017
Kick ass scottish folk metal/pirate metal band, formed in 2004 with the name Battleheart, then changed the name to Alestorm when they got signed by Napalm Records in 2007.
One of the most original bands in years, their music has a pirate theme.
Their most popular songs are "Wenches and Mead (aka hoes and wine)" ; "Captain Morgan´s Revenge" ; "Heavy Metal Pirates" ; "Kheelhauled" and "Wolves Of The Sea".
"At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits"

- Captain Morgan´s Revenge by Alestorm
Alestorm by TruG0d May 18, 2010
Alestorm are pure dos
Alestorm by Demetrietheshitsweeper February 18, 2008
A morbid act of ending a relationship
James got tired of his stalker so he committed an alerion.
Alerion by Alex Asking July 3, 2010
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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