alesio

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Usually the best dressed guy in the room, his taste for clothing is unmatched. Some of his favorite brands and designers are supreme, Pyrex, Bathing Ape and FOG. As you can see he is a complete hype beast loser. He also works out everyday but cant seem to get rid of his puny biceps, he also likes skipping leg day. His favorite hobbies include hanging with the boys, getting turnt, and piping bitches, aka Trisha.

Alesio: "Ciao bella, come stai"
Thot: "Oh Alesio you have such a way with words"

alesio by GamerAffiliate September 7, 2017

Words you can keep

Alesio

A guy who is extremely envious.
He will hate you for having things he can’t have.
He will do anything to bring you down.
Fakes being your friend only to benefit from you.

He is alesio ( He is envious)

Alesio by Alesio June 15, 2019

Related Words

alesio • Alesioh • Alessio • Alesia • Alexio • Alesi • Alestorm • alecio • alesie • Alessio Rosmini

Alessio Scalzotto

An actor and musician that everyone loves and you're crazy if you dont like him. He is so pure and cute and he deserves the world. He recently stared in Rim of The World

Alessio scalzotto puts his cereal in and than his milk

Alessio Scalzotto by Zotto_australia June 3, 2019

Pulling an alessio

when someone pulls an alessio that means they make plans with someone, but flake out last minute.

Person one, "hey you ready to go on this camping trip?"
Person two, "nah man I don't want to go, in staying home."
Person one " aw come on man, you're pulling an alessio on me. I've been planning this for a week!"

Pulling an alessio by Kevvybot January 20, 2017

Alestorm

Kick ass scottish folk metal/pirate metal band, formed in 2004 with the name Battleheart, then changed the name to Alestorm when they got signed by Napalm Records in 2007.
One of the most original bands in years, their music has a pirate theme.
Their most popular songs are "Wenches and Mead (aka hoes and wine)" ; "Captain Morgan´s Revenge" ; "Heavy Metal Pirates" ; "Kheelhauled" and "Wolves Of The Sea".

"At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits"

- Captain Morgan´s Revenge by Alestorm

Alestorm by TruG0d May 18, 2010

Alestorm

True Fucking Scottish Pirate Metal

Alestorm are pure dos

Alestorm by Demetrietheshitsweeper February 18, 2008

Alerion

A morbid act of ending a relationship

James got tired of his stalker so he committed an alerion.

Alerion by Alex Asking July 3, 2010

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026