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Alekso is the one guy to have a huge ego to conpensate for his dick. He will say you're wrong in any kind of context and will try so hard to shove his opinion that is the size of his 3 centimeter cock down your throat. He will often flex his girlfriend and will often pull out sarcastic laughs to tell you that you're not shit.
"Dude showers are just human sinks"
Alekso: "shut the fuck up, this is why no one likes you
Alekso by Bigdicknigga900 February 2, 2019
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Alekso is the type of guy to have a huge ego compensating for something else. He will tell you that you're wrong in any type of context. He will shove his that 3 centimeter dick of an opinion down your throat. He will flex his girlfriend in front of his friends. In short terms Alekso is a cuck
"Dude human showers are just giant sinks"
Alekso:This is why no one likes you
Alekso by Bigdicknigga900 February 2, 2019
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