Alcest 

Alcest is the true way of saying, or stating, that something is perfect. It originates from the french band of the same name, which is the pure incarnation of perfection.

You: Whoa, You must be alcest!
Me: Dats right, little darling ;)

You: What are you? Some sort of human?
Me: *smack* oh you! Doesn't recognize an Alcest when you see one

Random Girl: Oh hai thar, you must fertilize my so my family can be enriched by your Alcestness!
Me: Come, my child!

Alcest by Oskoreii October 31, 2011

ancestral memories 

Memories of something you did, saw, smelled, tasted, or heard that you Really never experienced before. These memories must have come from your ancestors & somehow passed down thru DNA. Upon researching the family tree, it was evident that my ancestors had indeed experienced what I did!

When at 1 of my favorite lakes for the 1st time, I Knew I'd been there before but in reality had Not! Later I found out it was my long~gone Grandma's favorite lake! When I burned kinnickkinnick, the familiar scent really threw me~I was sure I'd smelled it before but when I asked my Mom, Nobody in the family ever burned it around me! It must have been 1 of my ancestral memories!

ancestral memories by Starchylde June 26, 2016

Ancestry.com 

Typical dating site used by Alabamians.

Yo! I just banged that hot chick from ancestry.com!!

Ancestry.com by sdfifuisuifghsuigd February 14, 2019

alchestbreach

Quite possibly one of the funniest youtube personalities out there. Alchestbreach is known for his witty commentary, many voices, and mod reviews.

Person 1: "Yea i was watching this alchestbreach video and i crapped my pants laughing. It was great."

Person 2: "I'll check him out."

alchestbreach by Harvey the cat October 30, 2013

Your ancestors incestors 

the incest family tree

Carl: "your mum gay"
John: "your dad lesbian"
Carl: " your granny tranny"
John: "your grandpap trap"
Carl: "your sister a mister"
John: "your family tree LGBT"
Carl: "dont make me do it to em."

John: "do it Carl"
Carl: "your ancestors incestors."
John:
Carl:
John:
Carl: "you know i had to do it to em"
God: 'bows down before Carl'

Your ancestors incestors by Yourancestorsincestors81 March 24, 2018

ur ancestors incestors 

Your whole life is lie and everything you know and love will disintegrate into nothingness . But, you keep going some how

Ty: ur mum gay
Zach: ur ancestors incestors
Ty: *Life is now over*

ur ancestors incestors by BUSH’S Baked BEANS March 27, 2018

Alesten

The greatest thing to ever happen.

Man, that's just like Alesten.

Alesten by The Big Jesus January 23, 2021