alcaraz

A small, wide titty

Alcaraz is great to suck on

by Beastmodetittys February 11, 2014

Aaron Alcaraz Castellanos

A super loving adorable guy who goes to the School of Engineering and Sciences

Aaron Alcaraz Castellanos is a bozo!
I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN!

by BruhF1sh March 21, 2022

Kayn Alcaraz

a rebel. a rebel in a sense of rebelling against what's considered normal of the world. rebelling against the stereotypes and stigmatism.. that is this man's goal. To stray from the path everyone chose to take. A man with a centipede nature, to survive and move forward.. whatever it takes.

Kayn Alcaraz? Is somehow like a Centipede. He. Survives. And. Crawls. Forward.

by aelcaraz October 17, 2023

almaraz

Surprisingly you actually spelled it right. An Almaraz is a ladies man who may seem like a total asshole but in reality cares for each and every person he knows. He is great in bed and leaves all the ladies satisfied. He's tall, tan, and a generally a nice guy. Even though he comes off as a jerk, everyone tends to love him anyways.

(extremely hot girl) "I only sleep with Amaraz's"

"That guy is kind of a jerk"
-"I know, but he's an Almaraz"

by definitly_not_an_almaraz December 10, 2014

alcatraz

Prison on an island in California where al capone was held.

-alcatraz is now shutdown-

Lets take a tour of alcatraz isle!

by BObo D. HObo April 29, 2004

Alcatraz Squeeze

When a male is sexually pleasured by his or another one's hand but in the painful technique of an Indian Burn.

I hated masturbating because when I was younger I used to do the Alcatraz Squeeze to myself.

by Carousel Carnie July 17, 2019

alcatraz

Legendary prison located on an island in the San Francisco Bay. Also known as "The Rock." Its about 1.5 miles away from the city. The prison had to be closed down because too many inmates were successfully busting out of the complex. The designers of the prison were stupid because they decided it was cheaper to use recycled salt water in the surrounding bay, instead of fresh water to flush the toilets. Thirty years of salt water saturation lead to erosion in the buildings, which meant that inmate Frank Morris and his buddies were able to dig holes in their cell walls with spoons, escape from the vents into the utility corridor, climb onto the roof, and bust out. The defunct prison is now a tourist attraction in San Francisco.

-Dude 1: "Yo my man, I just got out of prison. And guess what...I just visited a prison! For fun!
-Dude 2: "You mean Alcatraz? I been there. They sell all this merchandise...like spoons that are supposed to look like the kind that those inmates used who busted out. Why the hell would anyone want to buy a spoon that we all know ain't the real thing? I got plenty of spoons at my house. Whoever buys that junk is a fool and an idiot. Damn.

by bootysaxlick January 12, 2014