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means the same thing as 'elbow'. Used by skanks.
My ablow hurt after I ran it into the wall.
"Sorry I albowed you" said Jussy
albow by Nicole June 18, 2004
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Allow-It Man 

The sworn enemy of Deep Throat Man. Allow-It Man is a somewhat good boxer and hero driven by the fattest of neeks, Allow-It Man swears an oath to spend his life probably fighting crime or just watching it cause he is too fat to stop it.
is it a bird?, is it a plane? Nah Fam its Allow-It man!
Allow-It Man by DeepThroatMan September 29, 2021
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albow ALBOWCO Al Bowlly abow ABOWW albo ABOWWW alcowhore allow allow it

Allow it fam 

A fatneek who doesn’t have any clap backs left to say.
*sees something about him that others don’t like*

“AYO ALLOW IT FAM
Allow it fam by JJ is a fatneek August 3, 2020

Alcowall 

A collection of empty liquor bottles and few beer cans arranged on a wall or shelf, a testament as to how much was drank and how bauss you are

A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.
Young Blood: Hey can you put my Smirnoff Ice on our collection?
Baby Face: That''s Pussy shit, but yeah I'll put it on the Alcowall
Young Blood: Yeah "Alcowall" that's a good one!
Alcowall by BabyfaceO March 23, 2013

albo tole doe! 

A filipino slang to call somebody who is both lazy and stupid.
Get your life in order! Stop being a freaking albo tole doe!

Putang ina mo ka albo tole doe! ( You Son of a bitch! Lazy and stupid!)
Tarantado ka albo tole doe ka talaga! ( You jerk! You really are lazy and stupid!)

Jobseeker's Allowance 

Also known as JSA, this is the standard state handout to the unemployed in the UK.
Jobseeker's Allowance is paid by Jobcentre Plus to Jobseekers, who are required to actively seek work.
In order to receive Jobseeker's Allowance you must go to a branch of Jobcentre Plus so that a member of staff (a Dictator) can find out what sort or work you will have to look for - which is usually the most lowest paid, temporary and agency work. This will be called your Jobseekers Agreement.
If the dictator decides you are doing enough to find work, you will get paid a paltry sum that is not enough to live on.
In order to continue receiving Jobseekers Allowance, you must visit the Jobcentre Plus every 2 weeks - known as "Signing On" to show a dictator evidence of what you have done to find the work that is put down on your Jobseeker's Agreement.
This is very demeaning and the Dictator will make you feel very small and guilty that you are still a jobseeker.
If the dictator thinks you have applied for enough menial jobs but havent got one, you will be eligible for another payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
You will then have to go back in another 2 weeks to do this again for your next payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
If the Dictator decides you are not applying for enough jobs, he or she will stop your claim and you will no longer be eligible for any Jobseeker's Allowance.
I'm going up the pub tonight, got me Jobseeker's Allowance paid today!

crime allowance

When a corrupt authoritative high ranking or low ranking official of any governmental, state, or private institution or organization grants certain people, for whatever reason, the permission to commit crimes and get away with them.
An example of a crime allowance refers to how some authorities may turn their heads on the crimes committed by a rich person if that particular authority figure knows there may be a monetary incentive from which he/she may benefit from. Another example would be the authorities providing gangs or the enemies of a person they want to assasinate, military weaponry that would otherwise be illegal for the assailants to have in their possession under state and federsl law, however, they are allowed to use these weapons to commit murder but are not prosecuted for their crimes because of the connections they have with corrupt members of a police force or military branch.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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