by Nicole June 18, 2004
Get the albow mug.The sworn enemy of Deep Throat Man. Allow-It Man is a somewhat good boxer and hero driven by the fattest of neeks, Allow-It Man swears an oath to spend his life probably fighting crime or just watching it cause he is too fat to stop it.
by DeepThroatMan September 29, 2021
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Get the Allow it fam mug.A collection of empty liquor bottles and few beer cans arranged on a wall or shelf, a testament as to how much was drank and how bauss you are
A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.
A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.
Young Blood: Hey can you put my Smirnoff Ice on our collection?
Baby Face: That''s Pussy shit, but yeah I'll put it on the Alcowall
Young Blood: Yeah "Alcowall" that's a good one!
Baby Face: That''s Pussy shit, but yeah I'll put it on the Alcowall
Young Blood: Yeah "Alcowall" that's a good one!
by BabyfaceO March 23, 2013
Get the Alcowall mug.Get your life in order! Stop being a freaking albo tole doe!
Putang ina mo ka albo tole doe! ( You Son of a bitch! Lazy and stupid!)
Tarantado ka albo tole doe ka talaga! ( You jerk! You really are lazy and stupid!)
Putang ina mo ka albo tole doe! ( You Son of a bitch! Lazy and stupid!)
Tarantado ka albo tole doe ka talaga! ( You jerk! You really are lazy and stupid!)
by JheaneyintheBottle May 30, 2020
Get the albo tole doe! mug.Also known as JSA, this is the standard state handout to the unemployed in the UK.
Jobseeker's Allowance is paid by Jobcentre Plus to Jobseekers, who are required to actively seek work.
In order to receive Jobseeker's Allowance you must go to a branch of Jobcentre Plus so that a member of staff (a Dictator) can find out what sort or work you will have to look for - which is usually the most lowest paid, temporary and agency work. This will be called your Jobseekers Agreement.
If the dictator decides you are doing enough to find work, you will get paid a paltry sum that is not enough to live on.
In order to continue receiving Jobseekers Allowance, you must visit the Jobcentre Plus every 2 weeks - known as "Signing On" to show a dictator evidence of what you have done to find the work that is put down on your Jobseeker's Agreement.
This is very demeaning and the Dictator will make you feel very small and guilty that you are still a jobseeker.
If the dictator thinks you have applied for enough menial jobs but havent got one, you will be eligible for another payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
You will then have to go back in another 2 weeks to do this again for your next payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
If the Dictator decides you are not applying for enough jobs, he or she will stop your claim and you will no longer be eligible for any Jobseeker's Allowance.
Jobseeker's Allowance is paid by Jobcentre Plus to Jobseekers, who are required to actively seek work.
In order to receive Jobseeker's Allowance you must go to a branch of Jobcentre Plus so that a member of staff (a Dictator) can find out what sort or work you will have to look for - which is usually the most lowest paid, temporary and agency work. This will be called your Jobseekers Agreement.
If the dictator decides you are doing enough to find work, you will get paid a paltry sum that is not enough to live on.
In order to continue receiving Jobseekers Allowance, you must visit the Jobcentre Plus every 2 weeks - known as "Signing On" to show a dictator evidence of what you have done to find the work that is put down on your Jobseeker's Agreement.
This is very demeaning and the Dictator will make you feel very small and guilty that you are still a jobseeker.
If the dictator thinks you have applied for enough menial jobs but havent got one, you will be eligible for another payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
You will then have to go back in another 2 weeks to do this again for your next payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
If the Dictator decides you are not applying for enough jobs, he or she will stop your claim and you will no longer be eligible for any Jobseeker's Allowance.
by unemployed person April 22, 2009
Get the Jobseeker's Allowance mug.When a corrupt authoritative high ranking or low ranking official of any governmental, state, or private institution or organization grants certain people, for whatever reason, the permission to commit crimes and get away with them.
An example of a crime allowance refers to how some authorities may turn their heads on the crimes committed by a rich person if that particular authority figure knows there may be a monetary incentive from which he/she may benefit from. Another example would be the authorities providing gangs or the enemies of a person they want to assasinate, military weaponry that would otherwise be illegal for the assailants to have in their possession under state and federsl law, however, they are allowed to use these weapons to commit murder but are not prosecuted for their crimes because of the connections they have with corrupt members of a police force or military branch.
by Candy Pumpkin June 28, 2017
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