alberni
alberni by rawrrawrrararawr December 26, 2011
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Alberni stove piping
Mark enjoys Alberni stove piping so much, “is it really homosexual if it’s just the tip” mark says to himself. He sure hopes the crew knows!
Alberni stove piping by ThatDoctor January 23, 2026
Port Alberni Docking
When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.
We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.
Port Alberni Docking by CarrieWhite January 9, 2015
Port Alberni
a small town on Vancouver island. The Alberni valley is a great place for anyone who likes the outdoors. pretty much if your a looser who sits at home ports not the place for you.
For anyone else this place is a playground for quads, trucks, and boats.
For anyone else this place is a playground for quads, trucks, and boats.
wares all those fags who hate Port Alberni?
their probably at home faping to gay porn since their poor as fuck
their probably at home faping to gay porn since their poor as fuck
Port Alberni by beaver taco March 4, 2011
port alberni
***Non racist definition****
A small forest industry dependent town on Vancouver island. Full of welfare bums, drunks, gold diggers and goat fucking hicks. The people who do live there that have any form of alternative mentality that doesn't involve church, welfare checks, beer, or logging are bored completely out of their skulls. most of these people have been duped into living there somehow and have had so much of their livelihood sucked out of their skulls that escape is now impossible. the suicide rate is directly proportionate to the unemployment rate, which is directly proportionate the average between the illiteracy and drug/alcohol dependency rates.
A small forest industry dependent town on Vancouver island. Full of welfare bums, drunks, gold diggers and goat fucking hicks. The people who do live there that have any form of alternative mentality that doesn't involve church, welfare checks, beer, or logging are bored completely out of their skulls. most of these people have been duped into living there somehow and have had so much of their livelihood sucked out of their skulls that escape is now impossible. the suicide rate is directly proportionate to the unemployment rate, which is directly proportionate the average between the illiteracy and drug/alcohol dependency rates.
Ron moved to Port Alberni. He has shot himself because of the massive amount of debt incurred from living there.
port alberni by lostbrain May 8, 2008
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