Yo, I'm totally late cuz B did his alarm poach this morning and stole all the hot water like a bitch.
by 9-milli March 30, 2006
when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...
by the twizzle December 06, 2007