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Something that one might mistake for irony, but is actually not. Typically, a predictable worst-case scenario come to fruition. Named after Alanis Morrissette, who's song "Ironic" uses examples of "irony" that are not ironic -- e.g. rain on your wedding day.
Wow 10,000 spoons and all you need is a knife? That's ironic! No it's not -- it's alanic.
alanic by Mojotronica July 15, 2004
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Something that isn't ironic but you might think it is if you were a dozy Canadian bint. Named after Alanis Morisette's "Ironic".
"It's like rain on your wedding day" is alanic because it is only ironic if marrying a weatherman and he set the date. Otherwise it just sucks.
Alanic by Kanaris February 1, 2009

Apandical 

A difficult or confusing situation. When you must make a choice between two courses of action.
"Oh man, I totally promised my Jewish friend I'd go to his bar mitzvah but I'd much rather go to this awesome party... it's a bit of an apandical."

"I'm at a star trek convention and I can see either Patrick Stewart or Leonard Nimoy, fml, this is an apandical situation."
Apandical by teengrlsquad January 16, 2010

Amandica 

The most loving person you will ever meet, very bad at spelling just like her mother, often called Mandy for short and loves to have sexual benefits.
Look at that booty I bets she an Amandica
Amandica by Amandica February 7, 2017
She’s a beautiful girl, soul very pure, heart of a lion. but her attitude is terrible. shes never wrong but always does something wrong. she tends to forgt tht people are human and mess up. Doesn’t forgive but wants to be forgiven. not many friends but a great friend to those.
Alandia is great girl but never thinks she’s wrong.
Alandia by Jasjasgirl November 22, 2021

AlanMichael

a incredible soul with the biggest heart. An icon.
AlanMichael is the greatest.
AlanMichael by Theeeeeone November 23, 2021