alabama’d

Getting an invite to participate in an event, on no merit other than branding

Although their football resume had a loss and did not play in their conference championship, they Alabama’d their way to the CFB over more qualifying teams because of their brand.

The popular girl in school Alabama’d her way to receiving an A by having an affair with her teacher.

by UCF_Twitter_Mafia March 24, 2018

Sweet Home Alabama'd

When you are married to someone but they refuse to divorce you, or sign the divorce papers, so that one day they might still have a chance of reconciliation (usually to be attempted directly before you are due to be married for the second time).

She was planning on marrying Steve but couldn't because Pete had Sweet Home Alabama'd her.

by Etowntiger October 7, 2011

Sweet Home Alabama'd

Where you commit the incest on your sister or brother or someone your related to.

What are you doing brother! - stacey
Im sweet home alabamaing you! - John
Oh no - Stacey

Oh no ive been Sweet home Alabama'd - Stacey

Yes YES YOU HAVE!!!!!! - John

by Wakkl October 27, 2020

Alabama Will Smith'd

Slapping diarrhea on someone for making fun of your wife

Guy: That bastard Alabama Will Smith'd me!
Girl: I know. You are ugly and you stink.'

by AlabamaBaby March 31, 2022

Alabama Drone

4 male relatives hold hands whilst laying face up on the floor. They all simultaneously perform the helicopter. Meanwhile, a female relative points a TV remote at the drone formation and pretends to fly it.

"You heard about the Bradshaws doing the Alabama Drone"
"Yeah thats fucked mate"

by Ketty Fap October 15, 2020

Alabama Dry Rub

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy who has never had anal sex before without using lube. Doing this will be very horrible to the person being penetrated since it will be extremely tight and involve a lot of friction.

James: "Hey man, have you had sex with sally yet?"
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."

by Intereo March 23, 2011

Livin the Alabama dream

Having Sex with either your Sister or Cousin, it dont matter. Takin a massive shit where ever the hell you want.

Are you livin the Alabama dream? Damn right I just had sex with my Cousin.

by LxGm_Shelp March 3, 2019