alaan
alaan by alaansbigcock69 October 21, 2020
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alaan
amazing guy who has a big fat cock, all women love him and he is a genuine person, women love him, and if you find a person with the name alaan in your life you should open you legs for them and drop on your knees to suck them off
alaan by punanilover6686 January 3, 2025
alaan
and lovely guy with a fat cock, he is a genuine person and all women love him, he is NOT A WHORE, and if you know someone with the name alaan you should drop to your knees and suck him off next time you see him, also he is a amazing partner and you should let him hit
alaan by punanilover6686 January 3, 2025
Alan Smith
A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.
Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence
Alan Smith by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022
The Alan
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.
Alan Rickman
Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.
"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"
Alan Rickman by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009
Alain
Alain by Dr Marvin Candle November 23, 2021
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