alaan

big black dude who everyone hates because he got a big ass cock.

"yo thats a nice cock! you're such an alaan"

by alaansbigcock69 October 21, 2020

alaan

amazing guy who has a big fat cock, all women love him and he is a genuine person, women love him, and if you find a person with the name alaan in your life you should open you legs for them and drop on your knees to suck them off

“i love you” - i know because im such an alaan

by punanilover6686 January 3, 2025

alaan

and lovely guy with a fat cock, he is a genuine person and all women love him, he is NOT A WHORE, and if you know someone with the name alaan you should drop to your knees and suck him off next time you see him, also he is a amazing partner and you should let him hit

“i love you” - you’re such an alaan

by punanilover6686 January 3, 2025

Alan Smith

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

The Alan

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

by Alan S. October 2, 2007

Alan Rickman

Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.

"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"

by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009

Alain

This guy know you're full of shit

Don't try to impress Alain because he knows you are full of shit

by Dr Marvin Candle November 23, 2021