akroned 

the act of getting pummelled.

Joseph was akroned by Mark at DaVincci's Pizza.
Person A: Damn you akroned the shit out of him.
Person B: Yea, you fucked him up, better call an ambulance.
See Also: youtube video "Akron Pizza Beating"

akroned by JerMWarFarE October 10, 2008

akoned 

getting picked up and thrown from the stage as akon did to that one kid.

damn! Dia frampton akoned me when I saw her at warped! I got a boner!

akoned by Neverblnk December 20, 2007

Akroness 

The term "Akroness" is used to describe anything from, of, or relating to the city of Akron, Ohio, and is only fully understood by residents of the city. The first known use of the term "Akroness" was on January 16, 2004 when it was coined in the quote below:

"The food at El Rincon and Azteca is pretty much the same. Pretty much exactly the same. Azteca is just nicer of the inside. However, I perfer the dirty mexican "akroness" of El Rincon."

From here, an official definition of Akroness was created:

akroness - n.
1. a state of disheveled uncleanliness or disorder.
2. having the ironic quality of being simultaneously marked by outward signs of neglect and frequent use.
3. a state of being out of date or untrendy; unfadish (OLD FASHIONED)
4. a movement in urban planning from the 1920s and 1930s featuring tract housing, bungalows and the frequent placement of factories and chicken resturaunts (Akroness).

1. The absent minded professor could not clean up all of the akroness in his office.

2. Although the akroness leads one to belive otherwise, people actually do work in that building.

3. Akroness set in and caused the club to become unpopular with young people.

Akroness by el_Jefe September 17, 2006

Aaroned 

Just fucking being aaron, thats literally it

You really aaroned that up

Aaroned by Pissoffmate November 5, 2018

akoned 

Derived from Akon's song Locked Up. When your significant other won't let you do what you want.

Lyric's of Akon's Locked Up: "They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)"

Jaime's wife Christina won't let him play golf again. Jaime sure is akoned!

akoned by Peteyyyy May 12, 2011

akroneria 

A person I am friends with lol... I got you

Hey Akroneria, I made this for you.

akroneria by buttery women June 24, 2021

Aaroned 

When you think you are funny but you are not, and someone slaps the daylight out of you to remind you of that.

"You can suck a dick...hahahahahaha"
"and you can get Aaroned"

Aaroned by Sanky Panky September 29, 2022