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getting picked up and thrown from the stage as akon did to that one kid.
damn! Dia frampton akoned me when I saw her at warped! I got a boner!
akoned by Neverblnk December 20, 2007
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Derived from Akon's song Locked Up. When your significant other won't let you do what you want.

Lyric's of Akon's Locked Up: "They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)"
Jaime's wife Christina won't let him play golf again. Jaime sure is akoned!
akoned by Peteyyyy May 12, 2011
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A very strong willed person. Once he wants to do something he always does it. Loving and caring. Oh a very good kisser
Akorede is a good boyfriend
akorede by sergeant handsome April 12, 2017
A very well mannered young man who can make anyone happy.he is not scared to say what he thinks and will care for everyone around him.He is a very good boyfriend in all the ways u can imagine
Akorede is so hot
Akorede by His lover101 March 1, 2019
Joseph was akroned by Mark at DaVincci's Pizza.
Person A: Damn you akroned the shit out of him.
Person B: Yea, you fucked him up, better call an ambulance.
See Also: youtube video "Akron Pizza Beating"
akroned by JerMWarFarE October 10, 2008
A badass motherfucker on an app called IFunny who is funny as fuck. A rising star in the IFunny world.
Damn! That girl is an Akone. Not as sexy as him though.
akone by XFade July 18, 2014
A really naughty charecter or a really hot person
they are hotter than sun and has a IQ of 7000 and are very hard to make angry but if u do manage to make them angry then you are fucked
LIKE TOTALLY FUCKED
akonee is hot
akonee by kashitokaru January 13, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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