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airplane sex 

Where two people go under a blanket or in the bathroom of an airplane and make love!
me and my boyfriend were flying to paris for a couple of days and as soon as we got on the airplane i knew that he had to be inside me. He told me that he needed to go to the washroom and that i was welcome to join him, i promised him that i would be joining him. he went and i fulfilled my promised and came in, in the tight space my body was pressed against his. I pushed him on the toilet and said "You've been a very bad boy and you need punished!" I pulled his pants off first. he starts to finger me hard from behind! that feels amazing and so he shoves in 4 fingers! As i increase the speed of how fast I am putting his thick dick into my mouth he gets harder and harder until finally he cums. As I licking the excess cum off of his penis. He then ate me out! Even after cumming, He was still hard, so he got on top of Me and put his huge penis right into my wet vagina. He pumped back and forth, increasing his speed as he went.“Oh! Faster, faster! Ah! Oh! Harder! Aaahh! Oohh!! Oh! Gimme more! Oh Aah!” I exclaimed as the pleasure built up inside of Me. He hit my g-spot and I came harder than I had ever come before. I screamed as I felt waves of pure pleasure course through My entire body. The orgasm lasted for at least two whole minutes, but He wasn’t done just yet. we got into the 69 position and it was amazing. Once there was no more cum to go around we put our clothing back on and went back to our seats after a great airplane sex session!
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Sexy pizza airplane 

A true snacc. A term of endearment towards a guy. Used if a girl finds a guy really attractive.
-You see him over there?
-Yeah. He’s a sexy pizza airplane.

airplaneseatreclineology 

From a Pearls Before Swine comic meaning, "people will do what they can, regardless of its effect on others."
Rat: I have developed a theory that explains the entire human condition. It's called 'airplaneseatreclineology'.

airplanesexual 

Being sexually attracted to aircrafts, fighter planes and similar machines.
"Hey did you talk to Theo today?"
"No they're being airplanesexual again and is only talking about planes"
"Oh well, good for him i guess"
airplanesexual by Theokinnie March 3, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026