by Roozbeh June 12, 2005
Get the ahwaz mug.Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers plagueing the streets. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. Welcome to the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, all the shit that comes in gets stuck here.
by Brian January 31, 2005
Get the Ahwatukee mug.Ahwais is someone who smells of absolute shit and has limited basic common knowledge. Try your best to keep away from this homo.
“Ergh, did you hear about Ahwais getting gonorrhoea? That guy is such a slag. Also, what the hell is up with his driving? He’s such a skeez”
by 69sexiboi69 July 19, 2019
Get the ahwais mug.Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers racing to get back before curfew. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, slutty, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. It's the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, but if you ever get stuck here...you'll want to kill yourself; college students stay away just go straight to tempe
think of the tucson...sketchy town, but theres things to do...now turn it upside down..and throw way more money..and you'll have a snooty boring ass suburb of phoenix. Welcome to the Tukee
by Brian February 4, 2005
Get the Ahwatukee mug.All- white Tukee... Pretty Rad place. High Schoolers know how to have a good time. Usually raging on the weekends or hitting up dat filly B's. Foothills is for DV kids, and MP has the ghetto. They drink like the fishies, and smoke like chimneys. The cops are a-holes though, and try to stop everything cause theres nothing else going on, but we still rage.
by dr. battle March 28, 2012
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I never forget a face,but,in your case Madam,I'll make an exception!!Ahwakawakawaka!! (Nb.Gag,I think,copyright Groucho Marx
by ezefloat February 18, 2008
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