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An Ahlonie can be mean when she wants, but its just a goofy mean. Dont mess with an Ahlonie because she will go off and not be friends with you. An Ahlonie can spread lots of rumors.
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Guy 1-Who is she?
Guy 2-Thats Ahlonie she can be mean so dont say anything mean to her
Guy 2-I won't
ahlonie by Yourmothersaidgotobed November 2, 2020
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AhMonie means strong confident women/men he or she loves life to the ABSOLUTE fullest like on god
AhMonie means to technally take chances
AhMonie by YaBabyGirl October 15, 2018
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alonie is deadass like the finest girl ever cause she i smart and got a phat booty yfm. but like she don’t text any guys back except her hoes. and her hoes are mostly tik tok famous guys.
bro that girl fine asf and she got cake. ya bro that’s alonie
Alonie by ig: @alonie__ November 3, 2019
The true definition of "beautiful blessing from God" or "Miracle". Also referring to and incredibly beautiful girl, who is also very smart. A true friend. Loving kind and sweetly angel like. An amazing quality of them is they can read people like a book. You can never hide your true feelings or intentions from her.
Of course she figured her out, shes Alonie.
Alonie by ballerinaBEE247 April 23, 2012
A rat 🐀 that has a crush on maddox and lives oilier and has no hair
Oh look it’s a person with no hair is that.... ahloni
ahloni by Oliver fart July 25, 2021
Funny and cute and beautiful and lesbian Aloniey
Aloniey by Water boy 1 June 5, 2022
The best girl in the world. Being the best friend you could ever have, and a hopeless romantic, she is the most amazing person to have in your life. If you are sad, or have a problem, she will give you the best advice on how she would solve, or fix, said problem. Very honest and straight forward, but she is the best person to ask for an opinion. Usually loves her boyfriend, friends and family. She usually dates guys named James,Raul,jonathan. When she is with a guy she is loyal, and does not cheat, she loves them with her heart. Aulonie's usually tend to have red or light brown hair and brown eyes! Once you get to know Aulonie she really knows how to make awkward silences go away and be the loudest in the room, but also has a nice soft side. She is an amazing, loyal, outgoing, GORGEOUS, different, and the list goes on and on about how wonderful and great she is. She isn't fake. If she doesn't like you, she doesn't like you and she won't be fake to you or talk about you, unless you have something to say. But when she likes you, she loves and gives all of the respect you deserve. She is really fun to be with. She is sooo funny, as well! :PP I lovee this girl, Aulonie, and if you don't know a Aulonie, meet one! You are missing out on a great and wonderful and BEAUTIFUL girl.(:
"Aulonie told me that I was beautiful today, I love her so much"

"I love Aulonie"
"When i grow up i want to be just like Aulonie"
Aulonie by smd445 October 17, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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