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Funny and cute and beautiful and lesbian Aloniey
Aloniey by Water boy 1 June 5, 2022
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The true definition of a "selfie "

Your really just alone taking pictures of your self.
I took an aloney today and posted on Facebook .
aloney by Runningwithbeer July 28, 2016
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alonie is deadass like the finest girl ever cause she i smart and got a phat booty yfm. but like she don’t text any guys back except her hoes. and her hoes are mostly tik tok famous guys.
bro that girl fine asf and she got cake. ya bro that’s alonie
Alonie by ig: @alonie__ November 3, 2019
The true definition of "beautiful blessing from God" or "Miracle". Also referring to and incredibly beautiful girl, who is also very smart. A true friend. Loving kind and sweetly angel like. An amazing quality of them is they can read people like a book. You can never hide your true feelings or intentions from her.
Of course she figured her out, shes Alonie.
Alonie by ballerinaBEE247 April 23, 2012
the smartest, prettiest, funniest and cutest girl on planet earth
Damn, i wish i was Aloniya..“
aloniya by oxyfigurae November 22, 2021
the sweetest, prettiest and kindest girl
she reminds me of sleeping beauty the disney princess. aloniya loves to read books and is very smart. she loves knowledge and could spent hours studying. she also is the biggest fan of harry potter.
“Aloni baloni.”
“Aloniya’s blue eyes reflect the ocean.”
“Aloni is my bestie.”
aloniya by honeybunnyy321 November 22, 2021
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