alonie is deadass like the finest girl ever cause she i smart and got a phat booty yfm. but like she don’t text any guys back except her hoes. and her hoes are mostly tik tok famous guys.

bro that girl fine asf and she got cake. ya bro that’s alonie

Alonie by ig: @alonie__ November 3, 2019

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Alonie

The true definition of "beautiful blessing from God" or "Miracle". Also referring to and incredibly beautiful girl, who is also very smart. A true friend. Loving kind and sweetly angel like. An amazing quality of them is they can read people like a book. You can never hide your true feelings or intentions from her.

Of course she figured her out, shes Alonie.

Alonie by ballerinaBEE247 April 23, 2012

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aloniya

the smartest, prettiest, funniest and cutest girl on planet earth

„Damn, i wish i was Aloniya..“

aloniya by oxyfigurae November 22, 2021

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aloniya

the sweetest, prettiest and kindest girl
she reminds me of sleeping beauty the disney princess. aloniya loves to read books and is very smart. she loves knowledge and could spent hours studying. she also is the biggest fan of harry potter.

“Aloni baloni.”
“Aloniya’s blue eyes reflect the ocean.”
“Aloni is my bestie.”

aloniya by honeybunnyy321 November 22, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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