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A rat 🐀 that has a crush on maddox and lives oilier and has no hair
Oh look it’s a person with no hair is that.... ahloni
ahloni by Oliver fart July 25, 2021
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A beautiful girl who is very smart. She isn't only an amazing friend, but she is the best lover too. Her eyes are perfect, they are more beautiful outside when the sun dances on them. She is very fun to chill with. Her laugh is the best and she has the CUTEST hiccups !
Oh how I wish I could be Ailoni
Ailoni by RipdaBeats December 29, 2012
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Beautiful and outgoing always kind no matter what. The one that got away, when you realize they got away you cry your eyes out wishing you hadn't been so foolish in losing them.
I would have rather lost a trillion dollars but I lost Aloni instead.
aloni by unlimited October 6, 2013
person who does what she/he feels or is comfortable with without having to be goth, skater, punk, or hip hip follower but to be one of a kind. also and alonic person is a person who is silent anti-social , skateboards does graffiti, vibes from comics, anime and does no care what everyone thinks about him/her.
chris skateboards listens to rock and dresses in black but knows hes not trying to be a goth/skater.chris at school sits with every social group but is neither adapted or trying to be like the people of the group which makes him alonic and follows alona
alonic by Donald Briggs March 28, 2004
Alonia is an amazing girl and is really smart. Alonia is unique but beautiful. Alonia is also pronounced as Alana
Omg Alonia is amazing,who is that beautiful. I want to be Alonia!!
Alonia by Define_Queen July 7, 2017
A nice girl until she fucking steals your Samsung smart fridge
Nick- "Alonis stole my samsung smart fridge"
Alonis by AhMy June 10, 2019
AhMonie means strong confident women/men he or she loves life to the ABSOLUTE fullest like on god
AhMonie means to technally take chances
AhMonie by YaBabyGirl October 15, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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