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An alternative pronunciation of “assface”, when you don’t want an assface to know you are calling them as such. Here the “c” in “assface” is pronounced “che”, as in Italian.
That guy Ryan looks like he has a butt for a head. But I don’t want to insult him, so I just refer to him as an ahhsfache.
Ahhsfache by joseph blough October 3, 2022
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I ahhsked 

When someone is talking on and on about something long, unrelated or meaningless, someone else will say "I ahhsked" inferring that they really don't care about what the first person just said. It's usually sarcastic in the way to tell the talker to stop talking.

*mainly said in a British accent.
Two boys doing homework:

Boy 1: "So today i was playing skate two, and i was trying to get the hall of meat award for crashing into a pedestrian at 25 miles per hour while doing the torpedo pose, but i kept missing because I couldn't seem to find the right place with a lot of people. So i went to mini-mega redux and tried there a bunch of times and finally hit someone and now my next goal is to get 24,000 points worth of body damage.

Boy 2: "I ahhsked"
I ahhsked by dabomb999 November 10, 2010

I ahhsked 

When someone is going on about something no one cares about you can say "I asked" in a British accent, signifying that no one cares what their talking about and they should just shut up.
Joe: Oh my god this morning I saw an obese cow!
Bob: I ahhsked
Joe: (silence)
I ahhsked by ECHHS 2013 October 19, 2010
When your mom notices you queef in the store, but doesn't say anything. #bejeweled butt sucks!
Mom: "Did you just queef?"
You: "Ahsflw."
ahsflw by EMMASUCKSPLEASE March 16, 2018
The Anti HeHe👞👞Organization- a group of people who yell “AHHSSO” when someone types or says hehe👞👞
Person 1: hehe👞👞
Person 2: AHHSSO
person 1: 😡
AHHSSO by Lopre December 31, 2019

ahsfx_fp 

An amazing ahs and marvel fan account that mainly focuses on Evan Peters. Aka the love of many girls, gays, and theys’ lifes.
“Hey have you seen the new post from ahsfx_fp?”

“Oh you mean the best fan account to ever be made?”

“YES! That’s the one!”
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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