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Aftershook 

The state of re-experiencing the affects of a burn/roast and you feel shook all over again
So yesterday I was singing and my brother told me I sounded like a dead cow and I just remembered it. I’m so aftershook.
Aftershook by TheTriggeredOctopus November 15, 2017

climaxic aftershocks 

The series of bodily tremors following an orgasm (typically experienced by women).
After she came, her body experienced climaxic aftershocks for a couple of minutes.

delayed aftershock 

: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.
After Wa De Kun used delayed aftershock on a boulder, the boulder seemed to remain unchanged. However, when you look inside the boulder via an x-ray, you can see a replica of Michelangelo's David.
delayed aftershock by Yuudma February 13, 2018

Afterschooler 

Short word for after-school detention, comes from UK.
I got a god damn afterschooler at 5!
Afterschooler by ugi1ugi April 27, 2009

poop aftershock 

The feeling of slight soreness/dull aching pain following the act of immense bowel cleansing, coming from the anus expanding to a, sometimes, seemingly unbelievable amount.
Bobby: Are you okay, Chuck?
Chuck: Oh, I'm alright, I'm just experiencing some pretty horrendous poop aftershock.
Bobby: I told you not to have that fourth bean chalupa last night!

Sometimes I can barely walk after I take a huge POO! DAMN YOU, POOP AFTERSHOCK!!!
poop aftershock by Ashley and Abby February 9, 2008

Aftershock 

Post ejaculatory sensation in the body which can come shortly after male ejaculation. The sensation lasting no more than a second, feels like a small shock or jolt to the body, and is usually followed by post-cum a few minutes later a.k.a (the dribble)
short and light aftershock the body feels after you've shot a load.
Aftershock by billy-5050 January 28, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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