Somewhat like shirtcocking but with an apron. A common practice in the woodworking field. One knows that there are hazards in a workshop that could cause problems, but one also needs to fulfill the desire to shirtcock. Aprococking is the perfect solution. The freedom of shirtcocking while working with wood, and the protection you need against threats like dust, knives, and power tools.

May also be applied to in the kitchen.

Antonio's violin is really coming along. He just finished carving the scroll, and I'm still gluing my ribs. His aprococking must be giving him a lot of confidence to finish fast.

aprococking by bradivari August 27, 2018

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

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eye bleach

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

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