ka·ra·te (kə-rä'tç)
n.
A Japanese art of self-defense (that does not work unless the person you are fighting stands still) in which sharp blows and kicks are administered to pressure-sensitive points on the body of an opponent.
n.
A Japanese art of self-defense (that does not work unless the person you are fighting stands still) in which sharp blows and kicks are administered to pressure-sensitive points on the body of an opponent.
Lady: Oh my somebody just stole my purse!
Bad Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch! You dont got enough money in this purse!
Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy: I am a black belt in Karate! Stand still so I can hit you and save this woman purse!
Bad Guy: How about I beat you with my boxing skills?
*Bad Guy beats the shit out of Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy*
Fat Guy: Maybe I should learn a new self-defense, maybe one that works?
Bad Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch! You dont got enough money in this purse!
Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy: I am a black belt in Karate! Stand still so I can hit you and save this woman purse!
Bad Guy: How about I beat you with my boxing skills?
*Bad Guy beats the shit out of Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy*
Fat Guy: Maybe I should learn a new self-defense, maybe one that works?
by bebo June 01, 2005
I had sex with my black girlfriend without a condom and 9 months later she gave birth to an Africock.
by Bebo February 14, 2005
1. South East part of the United States
2. A land filled with many Christians and Republicans sometimes referred to as "Jesus Land".
3. A place where the old trailer parkRednecks Hicks teach kids how to hate at a young age.
2. A land filled with many Christians and Republicans sometimes referred to as "Jesus Land".
3. A place where the old trailer parkRednecks Hicks teach kids how to hate at a young age.
Cletus: Now looky here Jimbo I dun told you aint to have sex with my sister!
Jimbo: Well why not paw?
Cletus: Oh shut up boy.
Jimbo: Hey paw. Y'all see dem black folks over dere?
Cletus: I see dem boy. Les hurry on home and talk bad bout dem Niggars! Dem queers!
Jimbo: Dun talk so loud Paw dey might beat us up like dem gooks did!
Jimbo: Well why not paw?
Cletus: Oh shut up boy.
Jimbo: Hey paw. Y'all see dem black folks over dere?
Cletus: I see dem boy. Les hurry on home and talk bad bout dem Niggars! Dem queers!
Jimbo: Dun talk so loud Paw dey might beat us up like dem gooks did!
by bebo January 04, 2005
a·nal wart (ā'nəl wôrts)
n.
A hard Group of rough lumps growing on the skin, caused by infection with certain viruses and occurring typically on anus caused by Anal Sex.
n.
A hard Group of rough lumps growing on the skin, caused by infection with certain viruses and occurring typically on anus caused by Anal Sex.
by bebo June 01, 2005
trash
n.
Worthless or discarded material or objects; refuse or rubbish.
Something broken off or removed to be discarded, especially plant trimmings.
The refuse of sugar cane after extraction of the juice.
A place or receptacle where rubbish is discarded: threw the wrapper in the trash.
Empty words or ideas.
Worthless or offensive literary or artistic material.
Disparaging, often abusive speech about a person or group.
A person or group of people regarded as worthless or contemptible.
n.
Worthless or discarded material or objects; refuse or rubbish.
Something broken off or removed to be discarded, especially plant trimmings.
The refuse of sugar cane after extraction of the juice.
A place or receptacle where rubbish is discarded: threw the wrapper in the trash.
Empty words or ideas.
Worthless or offensive literary or artistic material.
Disparaging, often abusive speech about a person or group.
A person or group of people regarded as worthless or contemptible.
Girl: Doctor something is wrong with my vagina what is it?!?!
Doctor: ok lets take a look here.
Girl: Is it bad doctor?!?!
Doctor: Well you have what is called a STD.
Girl: I have a sexually transmitted disease?!?! What kind is it?
Doctor: Well this is a very rare kind. This kind is called the "Courtney Love".
Girl: What does that mean?
Doctor: It means you have worms in the vagina and you are fucking nasty.
Doctor: ok lets take a look here.
Girl: Is it bad doctor?!?!
Doctor: Well you have what is called a STD.
Girl: I have a sexually transmitted disease?!?! What kind is it?
Doctor: Well this is a very rare kind. This kind is called the "Courtney Love".
Girl: What does that mean?
Doctor: It means you have worms in the vagina and you are fucking nasty.
by bebo January 08, 2005
by bebo January 11, 2005