advertunity

An opportunity for product placement in a mass media production.

Corporate sponsors of TV shows force their products into the show all the time, exploiting every possible advertunity.

advertunity by Moggraider August 2, 2009

adverrant 

adverrant

noun

the state of being, a form or composition of something holding multiple attributes, elements of either a corporeal or incorporeal nature.

"the natural society is adverrant".

adverrant by Baron Neville October 24, 2016

Adverteasing 

When an advertising names the product over and over again until you end up buying it or turning off TV

TV: With the new WeightLoser X3000 you lose a lot of weight! WeightLoser X3000 is the best product in the market! WeightLoser X3000! WeightLoser X3000 changed my life!

You: WTF, this is adverteasing, turn that sh*t off

Adverteasing by ImDaMGB December 4, 2010

adverbectomy

The removal of unnecessesary adverbs from a piece of writing.

Jenny's latest novel manuscript needs a radical adverbectomy.

adverbectomy by Dennis Phinney February 9, 2006

adverter 

an ugly or unattractive person

your to adverter for me

adverter by jack the king noscopers May 8, 2016

advertexting 

Promoting a product or service to a large group of people by sending a text message advertisement; usually done by a corporation or company.

When Verizon Wireless wanted to clear their inventory of Blackberry Curve phones, they started advertexting to their higher-paying customers.

advertexting by twittykitty April 25, 2009

advertunity

An opportunity to advertise something; coined by Stephen Colbert.

"Look, they missed an advertunity. That paint could have been Sherwin-Williams."

advertunity by colbertnation317 August 1, 2009