adverted

An ad or commercial that is perverted

did you see that "adverted" for that magazine ?
yes! that girl was pretty much naked

adverted by kaypae November 15, 2007

crisis averted 

It is the formal expression for "Pheww"

My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted

crisis averted by Sab Maya Hai January 24, 2017

Adverteasing 

When an advertising names the product over and over again until you end up buying it or turning off TV

TV: With the new WeightLoser X3000 you lose a lot of weight! WeightLoser X3000 is the best product in the market! WeightLoser X3000! WeightLoser X3000 changed my life!

You: WTF, this is adverteasing, turn that sh*t off

Adverteasing by ImDaMGB December 4, 2010

adverter 

an ugly or unattractive person

your to adverter for me

adverter by jack the king noscopers May 8, 2016

advertexting 

Promoting a product or service to a large group of people by sending a text message advertisement; usually done by a corporation or company.

When Verizon Wireless wanted to clear their inventory of Blackberry Curve phones, they started advertexting to their higher-paying customers.

advertexting by twittykitty April 25, 2009

crisis averted 

The phrase used by a bystander when someone screws up something really simple, and then gets frustrated about it.

HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG
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You forgot to press X...
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(silence)
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So....Crisis averted?

crisis averted by rossthefrogboy8730456 January 25, 2011

adverteasement 

When an ad won't go away when you hit the X button, or it makes you wait 5 seconds.

YouTube is so annoying, with all the adverteasements

and stuff.

adverteasement by thepotatoofgold May 3, 2014