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advertexting 

Promoting a product or service to a large group of people by sending a text message advertisement; usually done by a corporation or company.
When Verizon Wireless wanted to clear their inventory of Blackberry Curve phones, they started advertexting to their higher-paying customers.

advertexting by twittykitty April 25, 2009
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Adverteasing 

When an advertising names the product over and over again until you end up buying it or turning off TV
TV: With the new WeightLoser X3000 you lose a lot of weight! WeightLoser X3000 is the best product in the market! WeightLoser X3000! WeightLoser X3000 changed my life!

You: WTF, this is adverteasing, turn that sh*t off
Adverteasing by ImDaMGB December 4, 2010
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Altertexting 

Altertexting: verb or adjective. A texting (or Instant Messaging) conversation where two separate lines of conversation are going on simultaneously in an alternating fashion as texters switch back and forth from one topic to another and back again. This alternating subject matter is generally initiated by nearly simultaneous texts from both texting parties on different topics but then carry through in an extended conversation as each answers the other and then incorporate their own replies both to the other textor's line of thought and their own original topic. This "altertexting" can occur in any real time social media by cell phone or computer. This does not include actual real time voice conversation.
Altertexting:
Subject #1: Did you go to the baseball game?
Subject #2: Saw a car I REALLY liked today.
Subject #1: Really, what kind?
Subject #2: Yeah, we lost.
Subject #1: Did you see anyone we know?
Subject #2: It was a Ford Mustang.
Subject #1: Old or new?
Subject #2: Yeah, I ran into someone you know!!!
Subject #1: WHO WAS IT???
Subject #2: A really old Mustang but it was in great condition.
Altertexting by Alfa Geek August 29, 2013
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