adullt

An extremely non-interesting/entertaining grownup whom bored-out-of-their-gourds children are compelled to spend significant lengths of time with.

In da hilarious "Teach Us, Amelia Bedelia" book, da grade-school class finds our cheerful and obeying-orders-literally heroine to be a welcome relief from da colorless "adullt" who usually sits behind da front desk and scribbles on da blackboard.

adullt by QuacksO August 7, 2026

Concerned Adult Brigade 

Often called "CAB" for short, the concerned adult brigade is any group of equally disgruntled people (usually 35 or older) united together for an absurd and often unnecessary cause. These are the people who run neighborhood watches, regularly attend PTA meetings, deem things "inappropriate", complain to authority figures, overreact on issues, chaperone parties, file noise complaints, call parents, actually check movie and game ratings, work at the FCC, and generally meddle in the affairs of the youth.

Members of the concerned adult brigade come in many forms though are recognizable by their running-for-senator hairstyles and "sensible" shoes. Almost always women.

Girl #1: "So I watched sesame street yesterday for no reason. I thought you said Katy Perry was gonna be on it!?"

Girl #2: "Ugh, she was! But the Concerned Adult Brigade saw her outfit and started bitching. So they pulled the episode off the air."

Concerned Adult Brigade by Hikarichan16 March 19, 2011

Accidental Adult 

An individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.

Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.

I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.

Accidental Adult by Peeper Winkman April 26, 2010

adult theater 

A theater that only plays pornographic movies(Gay or Straight). Seating varies but usually has at least one area(couch,platform, etc) for sex acts to be performed for the entertainment and/or participation by the theater patrons.

I went to the Adult Theater Friday night and there was a Woman there whos Husband was letting anyone have sex with Her. She couldn't get enough.

adult theater by Shades_1970 August 12, 2015

Adult friendship 

Friends with benefits, especially for those past 40.

"I have an adult friendship with David Duchovny" - Gillian Anderson

Adult friendship by GennnX April 26, 2016

adulterer 

a man who cheats on his wife.
a man of low morals or character.
man of little integrity.

He cheated on his wife. Pond scum.

adulterer by lob February 24, 2005

An adult diaper kind of night 

A phrase used when emphasizing the commitment to the grind, so committed you have no time for even subtle bowel movements. The phrase can also be used when describing how a rather uncooperative food or drink might unsettle the stomach to the point of a bowel movement within the pants

Brad: yo you trying to grab some tequila shots before the game?

Chad: eh man idk, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night

Jenna: I got a 5 page paper due at 8am and I haven’t even started, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night.

An adult diaper kind of night by The mysterious handsome fellow December 11, 2020