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Adulthood 

When you start not being able to do fun things because you gotta go to work all day, every day
My friend: "wanna go to the bar and get wasted?"

Me: "sorry buddy gotta go to work tomorrow and don't wanna be hungover"
My friend: "are you trying out this lame thing called adulthood?"
Adulthood by itsthislady December 26, 2016
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Adulthood 

2008 sequel to Kidulthood, starring Noel Clarke as the main character.

Follows Sam Peel's release from prison with several flashbacks to when he was in jail. Basically he gets attacked by the person he killed friends, and he has to escape their revenge. If you want the whole story which I'm too lazy to type, do what everyone else does: either watch the movie, or look it up.
Dude1: Whats the sequel to Kidulthood?

Dude2: Adulthood you commie! Can't believe you forgot that!
Adulthood by Jeet0411 June 2, 2010

Adulthood 

puberty stabilizing
i have to fill this in
ok adulthood
Adulthood by peter‽ July 23, 2022

Adulthood 

When you stop pooping and peeing and start shitting and pissing
After taking the biggest shit of my life, I realized i entered adulthood
Adulthood by Sergej412 December 9, 2023

Adulthood Trauma

The resistance to accepting adult responsibility resulting in tendencies to procrastinate, blame others and redirect criticism.

Those who suffer from Adulthood Trauma reference and retain only negative memories, which contributes to their negative attitude.
"I asked her to do the dishes and she said she thought my 4 year old son had already did them. That broad suffers from adulthood trauma."

young adulthood

Time in which you receive your first hair down there.
You know Steve he finally hit young adulthood.
young adulthood by wolffman21 November 29, 2016

early adulthood 

Early Adulthood: This stage extends from 20-30 years. As an adult, the individual takes a firmer place in society, usually holding a job, contributing to community and maintaining a family/care of offspring.
The twenties and thirties are often thought of as early adulthood.
early adulthood by ItJustSoHappens February 15, 2019
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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