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Adjustable Spoon 

A spoon that can be adjusted, either by rotation or by extension.
WHERE IS THAT DAMN ADJUSTABLE SPOON!

Adjustable Wrench 

An adjustable wrench or crescent wrench is a type of wrench that is made to be adjustable to several different sizes, allowing the user to carry one wrench rather than several. Under certain circumstances, an adjustable wrench may be considered a suitable replacement for a hammer, at which point it is then known as an adjustable hammer.
Bobby, hand me that adjustable wrench. I need to loosen this drain plug.

Adjustable Wrench 

Instead of using a proper wrench, John used the adjustable wrench. His use of the nut fucker, despite multiple contrary instructions, rounded out the bolt head. Now no one can get it off.

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore 

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

Spazzmatic adjustable spazz 

When you are such a spazz that you have hit the point where your spazziness is adjustable just by hearing one word.
You are such a spazz you are spazzmatic adjustable spazz!