adhd-p

Performance ADHD describes a phenomenon that occurs when a person with ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder) begins to perform at their true mental capacity after receiving proper treatment. This transformation can be quite remarkable and often surprising to both the individual and those around them. It is often hard to tell it apart from a panic induced manic state without context.

p1: "What's going on with Jacob? He seems to glow all of a sudden, are you sure he ain't suicidal?"
p2: "Nah dude, he's been in therapy and got the treament he needed, what you are seeing is adhd-p"

adhd-p by sora-1337 July 16, 2024

ADHD Pile-Up

When your ADHD is at its peak and your dishes pile up, your laundry piles up, your mail piles up etc. and it all hits at once and cut to 2AM and you realize you’re vacuuming your oven

Ashley: remember those wine glasses from 3 weeks ago? I still haven’t washed them

Amy: oh man you must have hit that ADHD pile-up

ADHD Pile-Up by nextdoor_simpleton February 3, 2023

national give a dollar to a ADHD person

On sep 24 ever non adhd person must give payment to ever adhd person they know. Due to the ableism throughout years this is a way to compassionate adhd people for all the years ableism.

“Here’s a dollors! Sorry for all the ableism all those years! Happy national give a dollar to a ADHD person ”

national give a dollar to a ADHD person by dr.Michalka September 24, 2022

ADHD Pinballing 

Bouncing around on a lot of tasks for a little progress on each. Doing a large amount of work with very few things completed. Complete lack of dedication to one task. Common among those with ADHD

I took an Adderall and pinballed for an afternoon and now my place looks messier than it started, but I swear I got a lot done.
Joe doesn't have much completed because he's been ADHD Pinballing on 17 things all day.

ADHD Pinballing by Clarkeprops April 12, 2022

ADHD Porn Gooner

A slang term for an individual whose attention span has been so severely desensitized by internet culture that they can only consume adult media if it features hyper-fast editing, flashing visual effects, and constant scene changes every few seconds.

He’s become such an ADHD porn gooner that a normal video can't even hold his attention for two minutes.

ADHD Porn Gooner by Uhhhh someone i guess June 15, 2026

Prenut Adhd 

When you get distracted right before you bust a nut

Athos: man I stopped jerking off last night to snap a girl back
Duck: you got that Prenut Adhd

Prenut Adhd by AVeryAngryDuck September 19, 2020

prenut adhd 

Getting distracted and doing other stuff before you bust a nut

Athos: yo duck i stopped mid nut last night to snap a girl back
Duck: bro you got some prenut adhd
Athos: facts

prenut adhd by ImAthos September 19, 2020