ADHD Pile-Up

When your ADHD is at its peak and your dishes pile up, your laundry piles up, your mail piles up etc. and it all hits at once and cut to 2AM and you realize you’re vacuuming your oven

Ashley: remember those wine glasses from 3 weeks ago? I still haven’t washed them

Amy: oh man you must have hit that ADHD pile-up

by nextdoor_simpleton February 04, 2023

Play-doh nose

When a nose is so chubby and thick it looks like a chunk of play-doh that someone just slapped on

Amber: Anfisa is so pretty but something’s off about her face
Ashley: it’s because she has a play-doh nose

Amber: omg you’re right!

by nextdoor_simpleton April 18, 2024

BCD

the best dick around: blue collar dick

Sammy: you seem tense
Ashley: yeah, I really need some BCD

by nextdoor_simpleton April 07, 2024

BHEW

Butt hole eating worthy

Ashley: Did you hear Kim K. & Kanye are getting a divorce?

Jason: No way, she’s so BHEW!!!!

by nextdoor_simpleton January 06, 2021

SCC

stupid cheap cunt

Ali: ugh that girl didn’t tip me for her hair after all the time I spent making sure it was the perfect blond!

Ashley: she’s such a SCC

Ali: yeah, she really is

by nextdoor_simpleton December 17, 2024