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acrisis is my super cool bsf that is also vv swag
me: do you know who acrisis is??
x: no? who is that?
me: they are awesome and funny so you should follow them on tiktok!!
acrisis by h6venlies April 7, 2021
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Never let a crisis... 

Never let a crisis... go to waste!
- Old leftist political saying.
The Chicago mayor said never let a crisis... go to waste!
Never let a crisis... by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

Arrisism 

The belief in the one and only true god of brewtality. He was worshiped by many of many gods, kings, and rulers starting in the 7th century. It is believed that he is the one true giver of beer.
Arrisism is the rain God of beer.
Arrisism by BananaArris October 3, 2009

Arisistable 

adjective to describe one with limitless size and beauty
Ariana is arisistable, she’s big and beautiful!
Arisistable by kmere614 January 18, 2025
Used in fantasy context - a condition that describes an individual from a species that has physical attributes that are sharp/pointy (horns, claws, tusks, fangs, sharp teeth) lacking those physical attributes

It's from the Latin word for sharp - acris - and the suffix ism
"we must inform our clan leader that a member of our clan - the Tirikami demon clan - was born with acrinism"

"In our efforts to preserve dragon wildlife we will create new technology to immensely lower the risk of acrinism within the species"

"No matter how much blood-suckers try to paint it as morally unethical acrinism is the key to reducing vampire attacks on humans! So what if some of them die without their fangs? A lot more humans will die if acrinism within vampires doesn't increase."
acrinism by LaV1da July 7, 2026

A Crisis of Karen's

Term of Venery. 2 or more gathered bitches (estrogen marinated men can also fall into this category) unduly and overly concerned with other people's business as of it were a moral affront unto their previously unknown existence. See also, acting aggreived as if an act of allyship not noticing theyre talking over the actually injured party, further marginalizing them.

See also; An HOA meeting. PTA meetings. Attention seeking performative activism. Jigglypuff. The DNC
Oh gawd, here comes upper management. Someone left the toilet seat up or some bullshit. It's A Crisis of Karen's alright. Jobs will be lost. Their bloodlust is unquenchable.
A Crisis of Karen's by Mix1mum July 25, 2026
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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