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Appleholic 

Someone who buys whatever overpiced new thing Apple has put out and rant's and raves about it with the attitude that Apple is superior to all else and all else is to be looked down upon, snubbed as if inferior and speaks condescendingly to all who aren't feeding Apple their paychecks.
Mary: Can I see your iPod?
Bob: It's not an iPod, it's an MP3 player.
Mary: Oh. Nevermind.

Bob: You're such a snotty Appleholic, I hope you get iAIDS.
Appleholic by Gicky May 3, 2010
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athleholic 

A person, usually female, who consistently has sexual relationships with athletes.
She's not just a cleat chaser, she's an athleholic.
athleholic by The Stone October 8, 2007

ackleholics

I'm Ackleholics.
ackleholics by nojaasd September 13, 2017

Ackoholic 

People who like to drink a lot (too much) when visiting/living on Nantucket Island.
I drank so much when I was on Nantucket Island that I think I’m an Ackoholic.
Ackoholic by Offensive Nibbling October 25, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008