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achassinate by Mallers October 9, 2009
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consider her assassinated
consider her assassinated by Can Doghlan May 29, 2008
assassinate the toilet
The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.
What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
assassinate the toilet by Reaper118us March 19, 2010
assassinate
as¡¤sas¡¤si¡¤nate¡¤ (¨¡t¡ä)
transitive verb
to murder (esp. a politically important or prominent person) by surprise attack, usually for payment or from zealous belief
to harm or ruin (someone's reputation, etc.), as by slander, vilification, etc.
transitive verb
to murder (esp. a politically important or prominent person) by surprise attack, usually for payment or from zealous belief
to harm or ruin (someone's reputation, etc.), as by slander, vilification, etc.
- your mission is too asses....assiss...assas...TO KILL A GUY (top gun version)
Powerful people fear that someone will try to assassinate them.
Powerful people fear that someone will try to assassinate them.
assassinate by Noka November 19, 2007
Ass assassinate
Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?
Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.
Boy A: What happened?
Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.
Boy A: What happened?
Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
Ass assassinate by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011
Assassinate
"What the hell, I shot someone in the chest with a sniper rifle and he didn't die, and by the time I could shoot him again someone assassinated me."
Assassinate by Tremblay October 20, 2008
I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo
AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo
I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo by Ecliptist July 8, 2023
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