When you are so un-impossibly deca-believably bored that you've searched up every damn possible form of keyboard boredom from q to a to m to z, you've killed yourself, gone to heaven, got more bored, went to hell, sat in flames for 69 years and decided to commit genocide to get a laptop and search for this very word.

omg I'm so bored I think I'll search for acegikmoqsuwybdfhjlnprtvxzqwertyuiopasdfghjklxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqmlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawqzxvtrpnljhfdbywusqomkigeca

acegikmoqsuwybdfhjlnprtvxzqwertyuiopasdfghjklxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqmlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawqzxvtrpnljhfdbywusqomkigeca by Gamecraft2525 May 10, 2019

aceggot

A fake slur against asexual people; invented by a Tumblr post about warm milk.
Meant to mimic the f slur.

Me: I don’t have to imagine grabs my warm milk and takes a good sassy swig

The guy: Notices my ace pin Oh so you’re an aceggot? So you just don’t get laid? That figures

Me: Yup, I’m a proud “aceggot” and that has nothing to do with my preferences in beverages

aceggot by BobTheBobbidyBob December 1, 2021

acegikmoqsuwy

What one searches when they've already done all of the number patterns.
All of the odd numbers in the alphabet.

Can you name the off letters in the alphabet?
Sure, acegikmoqsuwy!

acegikmoqsuwy by PlainSite November 13, 2018

Acegirl

Bermudian for a girl that you're cool with. Stolen by GS-Boyz in the song "hit the booty dew".

"Aye acegirl come over here and give daddy some good lovin"

Acegirl by Bermy Kid November 28, 2009

Acegotfx

Likes men and loves bloo

Acegotfx is married to bloo

Acegotfx by Shinz.amv September 1, 2021

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026