accost 

to approach and speak to often in a challenging or aggressive way

nissanzxman gets accosted because he's a damn degenerate...

accost by nester July 29, 2004

accost the perimeter 

Often done to prepare oneself to frost the perimeter, before one drops a messy pile of stool towards the hatch. Respectable men will always accost a perimeter before they frost it.

I could hear Boris accosting that perimeter for like 10 minutes before I actually heard stool splashing into the bowl!

Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!

Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.

The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.

The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.

accost the perimeter by GerthPaul December 1, 2022

Acostavist 

An activist who pretends they are an objective reporter.

That reporter on CNN would drink Barack Obama's bath water if given the chance. He is an Acostavist.

Acostavist by Sam Eith August 8, 2018

alcosthesia 

the state of being "under", either passed out, blacked out, or both, due to excessive consumption of the recreational beverage ethyl alcohol.

Jim had no clue which of us drew dicks on his face last night, as he was under alcosthesia.

alcosthesia by aquajerk/surly November 3, 2011

masturbatory accoutrements 

A pretentious expression used to describe one's personal collection of items used to enhance masturbation. (Dirty magazines, dildoes, lubricant etc.)

A way of describing an unenthusiastic sexual partner.
Also can be used to describe how one felt during sexual relations with an untalented or selfish partner.

Once I've retrieved my collection of masturbatory accoutrements, I shall commence with the jerking of my jizzer.

We were sleeping together, but she always just laid there. She was more like a masturbatory accoutrement than a fuck buddy.

All he wanted to do was get off and then leave. For all the pleasure I got out of it, I felt more like a masturbatory accoutrement than someone who'd just gotten laid.

masturbatory accoutrements by dumbslut August 10, 2006

accostitute 

verb: To be verbally or physically attacked/abused by a prostitute.

Other forms: accostituting, accostituted

Holy shit, my five-year-old just got accostituted at Walgreens when he was buying some sour gummy worms!
or:
I'll talk to you in a bit, I'm accostituting some bitch who won't gimme a damn toothpick.

accostitute by kjpriest April 5, 2010

Acosta

The last name of the most amazing awkward awesome people ever. Usually a depressed person but it does matter. :)

Look at the Acosta family! They are epic!

Acosta by Zz.bite.me.zZ March 7, 2015