Acrost 

An urban legend. A myth. It doesn't exist. Some say it is a mysterious derivative of the word "across", but they would be mistaken. Or the "past tense" of across. However, that claim is ludicrous because across is a preposition. And prepositions don't have "past tenses." For those of you who don't pay attention is English class (all of us!) prepositions have "past participles." People that claim acrost is a word are just like the ones who claim to have seen UFO's or bigfoot. Although bigfoot has those Patterson films. Hmmm...convincing. But these people have no proof that this word exists. And besides they sound retarded when they say it.

a. I went "acrost" the dirt road to get some cigs at the tobacco store in my redneck town. Then I saw bigfoot!!

Acrost by poor grammar pisses me off. April 25, 2009

Acrost 

Acrost = Across; usually takes the auxiliary preposition "from".
It is a dialectical form of the preposition which means "facing", as in: "The house sat ACROSS from the schoolyard", or "The house sat FACING the schoolyard".

Acrost is not correct. You will never, in your lifetime, find it in a dictionary, and you should never use it. I will repeat: YOU WILL NEVER FIND "ACROST" IN A DICTIONARY. People who use the preposition "acrost" as a replacement for "across" are usually ignoramuses and should be ignored.

We ran ACROST the parking lot.

Acrost, is, of course, completely incorrect. One should say:

We ran ACROSS the parking lot.

Acrost by Sebastian Elliott June 26, 2009

Acrost 

"Across," but colloquial. Generally not acceptable in formal writing, but it is PERFECTLY FINE to use informally, as long as you use it to describe an action in the past. Stop enforcing your prescriptive grammar on us, y'all; I don't have to write like a haughty 19th century Latin student if I don't want to.

"I ran acrost the street yesterday to warn Randy that his sticks were burning."

And sometimes, but generally not,

"I will run acrost the street right now and yell, 'Randy, your sticks!'"

Acrost by PleaseStopBeingRude September 1, 2019

send a mexican across the border 

taking a shit

i gotta send a mexican across the border

send a mexican across the border by le alvin March 16, 2022

Slap your sibling across their face day! 

On the 1st November, you can slap as little or as many of your siblings across their face

“Hey! It’s national slap your sibling across their face day!”

Slap your sibling across their face day! by Reetusthedinostomper October 26, 2019

Tens Across The Board 

The act of getting "all 10's" from the judges. The perfect score in a beauty pageant, sporting event, or other judged competition. Being the fiercest queen. The ultimate kiki. Popularized in the film "Paris Is Burning" / 1980's NYC "voguing balls".

Brenda Extravaganza is giving you ghetto realness. 10. 10. 10. 10. Tens across the board!

Tens Across The Board by mralexgray August 25, 2013

Dragon deez nuts across your face 

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.

P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

Dragon deez nuts across your face by OogaBoogaBruh November 12, 2020