accostco 

Whey they should call costco because as soon as you walk through the fucking door 5 people demand to see your membership card.

accostco employee: CAN WE SEE YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD PLEASE
shooper: chill the fuck out i'm not even in the door

accostco by online handle September 18, 2006

acostcoed

The condition of being accosted while shopping at Costco.

Alvira was just trying to pick up some cat litter, when she was acostcoed by a crazy woman trying to get to the free Wonder Bread samples.

acostcoed by Stan-bell March 30, 2015