acamonkey 

to act a god damn fool

man dat nigga jus snapped and start to acamonkey

acamonkey by scrappy804 October 10, 2007

assmonkey

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."

"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."

assmonkey by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005

assmonkey

1:(n) a complete idiot

2:(n) a useless individual

3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position

1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"

2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"

3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"

assmonkey by GODS GIFT TO AIRTRANSPORT SAFETY May 9, 2008

assmonkey

1.Someone that asks stupid questions.
2.A complete idiot.

'That guy is such an AssMonkey!'

assmonkey by MINIxxx January 5, 2006

Assmonkey

Someone justified as an idiot.Literal terms would be the ass of a monkey.

Gosh, Jonathan! You're such an assmonkey!

Assmonkey by Samantha Sanchez aka Sammy October 31, 2008

assmonkey

Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic masterpiece or concluding successful business negotiations.

Assmonkey! You knocked over my domino chain! That thing took three fucking hours to set up!

assmonkey by averhan June 27, 2009

assmonkey

1. A homosexual man.

2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey.

3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.

4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard)

5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.

"What a barrel of fucking assmonkeys."

assmonkey by Joe Daddy October 4, 2002