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a cadet who: is stupid and/or acts like he/she is in the armed forces yet he/she isn't because he/she hasn't gone to basic traininig (boot camp).
NOTE: West Point cadets are the only exception to this term.
Johny is cadidiot because he is in college and is a member of his ROTC program and wears his uniform everywhere he goes and thinks he is a bad a**.
cadidiot by seabass009 May 27, 2009
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Noun.

A cadet (Usually in the ROTC) who either:

1) is an idiot, or

2) acts like he or she is already in the military.

In the first case, it can be used affectionately, or may just refer to the fact that a cadet lacks the experience and knowledge of a trained service member, rather than referring to an actual lack of intelligence. In the second sense, it is almost exclusively a pejorative term for a cadet who is arrogant or foppish.
1) That cadidiot can't even read a map.

2) That cadidiot thinks he's some sort of Green Beret or something because he's finally learned to read a map.
Cadidiot by Wanderhome June 11, 2011

audidiot 

Someone only listens to audio books because they are to lazy to read and/or hate reading books.
Jeez. Christina always limits book club picks to books that have an audio book version because she hates reading. She is such and audidiot.
audidiot by sicksoul September 6, 2015

academiot 

A university student, researcher, or professor suffering from the Dunning-Kruger effect, believing they know everything about a subject they have researched but never practiced.
Professor Bloggins, who has not served a day in the military or commanded anyone or anything, has spent 25 years studying military command as a professional academiot.
academiot by Unintelligent Canuck November 1, 2021

amazidiot 

People who order too much on Amazon but don’t have clue how to return the items. Eg. Smart enough to place an order but not smart enough to understand the return process.
This must be Amazidiot day at the UPS store. I’ve never seen so many clueless people!
amazidiot by BobbyMart October 14, 2022

Amazidiot 

Any person who orders items from Amazon but cannot figure out how to return them.
It must be Amazidiot day at the UPS Store. I’ve never seen so many clueless people on one day before.
Amazidiot by BobbyMart October 14, 2022
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