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(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly or absonotly.
Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absonotly!"

The word can be spelled either "absunotly" or "absonotly"
absonotly by Konkuror March 2, 2010
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Absonotely 

The combination of absolutely and not in one easy to say word.
"Did you understand all of that?"
"Absonotely"
Absonotely by Ed Martinez October 19, 2004
My answer to the last question is absonotly
ABSONOTLY by Shiny Boy February 6, 2017

Absanoltly 

Absolutely but NOT
You can absanoltly not have sex with me
Absanoltly by Kikrocks April 11, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026