absonot 

The name for the symbol often used to indicate an activity is prohibited. The symbol consists of a circle (often red) with a slash across it, as seen in no smoking signs.

"Excuse me, you can't ride your bicycle on this pathway. Don't you see the absonot posted over there?"

absonot by Roctor Dobert August 2, 2023

absomotherfuckinglutely 

a very passionate: of course; will do; yes sir; damn straight; very well; absolutely

jane: jim are you ready to make love to m?
jim: absomotherfuckinglutely!

absomotherfuckinglutely by woo January 14, 2004

absototes 

An awkward or awesome way of combining absolutely and totally when you can't decide which word to use.

This peppermint bark vodka will be absototes amaze in hot chocolate.

Or

Doing laundry before a trip is absototes the worst!

absototes by WhatsNormal47 December 13, 2014

absonotly

(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly or absonotly.

Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absonotly!"

The word can be spelled either "absunotly" or "absonotly"

absonotly by Konkuror March 2, 2010

Absonotely 

The combination of absolutely and not in one easy to say word.

"Did you understand all of that?"
"Absonotely"

Absonotely by Ed Martinez October 19, 2004

absomotherfuckinlutley 

highly streesing the word yes mean hell ya

hey u wanna eat sum pussy absomotherfuckinglutley

absomotherfuckinlutley by brook April 11, 2004

absnotised 

When you're under the influence of a shirtless guy with 6 packs. Generally , you can break the influence with a t-shirt .

I was totally absnotised by my neighbor's gardener. When he put a t-shirt on , I noticed he was ugly in fact.

absnotised by AdInMotion October 14, 2012