absofitly

Being absofitly is to be totaly fit in all ways. One must become nutritionally fit, physically fit and mentally fit.

Damn I'm feeling Absofitly today.

absofitly by funnygp September 27, 2023

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absofruitly

absolutely, but with fruit (originally stated by Steve Correll on the Office)

EX1:
This banana is absofruitly fantastic!
EX2:
Q:Do you want to go get Chinese food?
A:Absofruitly

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in a manner fueled by a liter of vodka

She loved him absolutly.

absolutly by t3hn00b January 8, 2009

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(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly or absonotly.

Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absonotly!"

The word can be spelled either "absunotly" or "absonotly"

absonotly by Konkuror March 2, 2010

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The correct way to say absolutely for young and hip teenagers

Me: "Hey Richie is that barbeque sauce on your titties?!"
Richie: Absofruitly

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I absofruitly don’t want to go to your baby shower, Karen

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ABSONOTLY by Shiny Boy February 6, 2017

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