absofitly

Being absofitly is to be totaly fit in all ways. One must become nutritionally fit, physically fit and mentally fit.

Damn I'm feeling Absofitly today.

by funnygp September 27, 2023

absofruitly

absolutely, but with fruit (originally stated by Steve Correll on the Office)

EX1:
This banana is absofruitly fantastic!
EX2:
Q:Do you want to go get Chinese food?
A:Absofruitly

by MaraNikki June 27, 2007

absolutly

in a manner fueled by a liter of vodka

She loved him absolutly.

by t3hn00b January 8, 2009

absonotly

(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly or absonotly.

Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absonotly!"

The word can be spelled either "absunotly" or "absonotly"

by Konkuror March 2, 2010

Absofruitly

The correct way to say absolutely for young and hip teenagers

Me: "Hey Richie is that barbeque sauce on your titties?!"
Richie: Absofruitly

by Hitthegaskuma May 2, 2019

absofruitly

better than absolutely

I absofruitly don’t want to go to your baby shower, Karen

by vmurphey June 8, 2019

ABSONOTLY

absolutely not

My answer to the last question is absonotly

by Shiny Boy February 6, 2017