A phrase commonly used to confirm a statement or question when completely sure of oneself. If said with a condescending tone, "oh absolutely" can be an indication that the speaker is a tool. Often used by know-it-alls and douchebags.

Person 1: Hey, does the University of Pennsylvania have a good business school?
Tool: Oh absolutely! The idea that you would even think otherwise is completely ridiculous and shows that I am far superior to you.

oh absolutely by beef nuggets April 23, 2009

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Absolutely Glovered

To be worn out by spending your time next to someone with no "banter". Talks exclusively about things you could not care less about. Often harmful to mental health.

I was stuck in his room for more than half an hour, in the end I was absolutely glovered.

Absolutely Glovered by salsamaster1991 June 9, 2011

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Absolutely bananas

When someone is talking about something crazy or something is not going right

This is absolutely bananas

Absolutely bananas by Princelol December 1, 2019

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assolooley

An answer in the affirmative

"Does Stallone always talk like that?"
"Assolooley"

assolooley by apollo creep January 1, 2007

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