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Abrotion 

Cutting a male friend out of your life. The equivalent of "breaking up" with one of your buddies.
Fuckin' Bruce was being such a tool the other night. He broke my microwave and then Carl said he saw him jerking off in my bathroom. I can't stand that dude's bullshit anymore. I'm gonna have to get an abrotion."
Abrotion by Andrew Flint June 18, 2007
An expression of great surprise.

Credited to R Gallivan c1993
Person A: “The teacher stole the golf clubs”
Person B: “ABOOFT!”
abooft by Chocolate Biscuits October 24, 2023
The process of cleaning your rectum of feces using a toothpick.
I really need to aboft, I've been feeling blocked for days.
aboft by aboft January 6, 2021

Abrotion 

Leaving your friend behind or ditching them shortly after arriving to a party.
Chet reeked of Axe body spray, so Jay ran ahead and performed an abrotion.
Abrotion by Ragdoll Farcists June 6, 2019

abrotion 

stopping a friend from doing a terribly bro-y thing
Dude, I'm so glad my friend gave me an abrotion last night. I almost wore a double popped collar.
abrotion by raz2334 May 9, 2012

Tyler the producers(AKA JAMESKII) satanic abrotion pizzeria 

A very bad,no good,horrible restaurant that should be closed in a day by an admin on the darkRP server.
Hey Todd? Have you heard about that one restaurant? Thats just a Tyler the producers(AKA JAMESKII) satanic abrotion pizzeria. Dont go there