abroft

Sudden

The relationship with the new kid was abroft

by Statue May 11, 2018

Abrotion

Cutting a male friend out of your life. The equivalent of "breaking up" with one of your buddies.

Fuckin' Bruce was being such a tool the other night. He broke my microwave and then Carl said he saw him jerking off in my bathroom. I can't stand that dude's bullshit anymore. I'm gonna have to get an abrotion."

by Andrew Flint June 18, 2007

abooft

An expression of great surprise.

Credited to R Gallivan c1993

Person A: “The teacher stole the golf clubs”
Person B: “ABOOFT!”

by Chocolate Biscuits October 24, 2023

aboft

The process of cleaning your rectum of feces using a toothpick.

I really need to aboft, I've been feeling blocked for days.

by aboft January 6, 2021

Abrotion

Leaving your friend behind or ditching them shortly after arriving to a party.

Chet reeked of Axe body spray, so Jay ran ahead and performed an abrotion.

by Ragdoll Farcists June 6, 2019

abrotion

stopping a friend from doing a terribly bro-y thing

Dude, I'm so glad my friend gave me an abrotion last night. I almost wore a double popped collar.

by raz2334 May 9, 2012

Tyler the producers(AKA JAMESKII) satanic abrotion pizzeria

A very bad,no good,horrible restaurant that should be closed in a day by an admin on the darkRP server.

Hey Todd? Have you heard about that one restaurant? Thats just a Tyler the producers(AKA JAMESKII) satanic abrotion pizzeria. Dont go there

by Norton ,am February 24, 2020