1. When you want to be asocial and hermit, but you have to socialize and be out and about.
2. When you find a happy medium between being asocial an being out and about.

1. “I am mentally herm-abouting”

2. “I am herm-abouting in my sweatshirt and acting unapproachable”

Herm-abouting by Shi-Fi May 12, 2023

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skate aborting

When a skater dude bombs his trick right on a heavily pregnant woman

Dude I got paid 20 bucks today to bomb a trick right on this pregnant woman

So I called it skate aborting

skate aborting by Arizona ranger December 27, 2020

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Aborting the Food Baby

When one consumes a large meal, the meal expands the stomach, creating what is termed "the food baby." When one vomits they are in fact aborting their food baby, which, by default, puts bulimia awareness on the pro-life agenda.

Angela is in the bathroom aborting the food baby because of her self-esteem issues.

Aborting the Food Baby by toopher2000 January 18, 2009

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aborting coitus

An exlamatory phrase used by the male individual prior to sex after surreptitiously sniffing his fingers which have swabbed the vagina of his potential mate.

Benjamin pushed his index finger deeply into the prostitute's vagina, and while she wasn't looking, sniffed it. It smelled like rotten fish and old cheese, so he screamed 'ABORTING COITUS' and ran from the room.

aborting coitus by CosmicBuffalo December 14, 2015

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