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Apollophobia 

The fear of towels. Specifically the rough texture. Soft beach towels are exempt.
I was going to dry off after the shower, but I have Apollophobia.

I like bread and butter, but my acute Apollophobia is a hindrance on my day-to-day activities.
Apollophobia by OnlyPerson March 11, 2011

Aborophobia 

Alt. spelling of Aboroughphobia, the fear or dislike of being in or venturing into other boroughs; fairly common amongst Manhattanites.
"Hey, do you want to come over to Brooklyn to compost and buy organic pickled products?"

"Sorry, I can't leave Manhattan, I have Aborophobia."
Aborophobia by JimStansel October 20, 2012

aulophobia 

A phobic condition involving flutes and other woodwind instruments suffered by gentlemen of Arabic descent who have older uncles. see adelphirexia
"Oh irrascable uncle Mohammed of the guild of donkey bottom wipers I cannot do that even though it is a tradition in our family due to my being aulophobic!"

Aulophobia is not thought to be contagious, except in Bedford.
aulophobia by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

Ablutophobia

This person has a case of ablutophobia; s/he is scared of washing or bathing.
Ablutophobia by Nick Walker November 30, 2003

abodophobia 

the fear of a chronic masturabator watching and masturbating to you.
P1: you have what?
P2: I have abodophobia, its where iIfeel like there is someone watching me and masturbating to me.

P1: wow thats super interesting?!
abodophobia by lutz_heffner November 6, 2015

apolophobia

noun
An extreme, abnormal, or irrational fear of or aversion to apologizing.
Although he obviously hurt her feelings, he suffers from apolophobia, and offered no apology.
apolophobia by Wilbert Conchita March 28, 2020